Thursday, October 25, 2007

Scatological Humour

'It's been a lovely evening, Bertie -- tell me, though: what's with the eyepatch?' 'Oh, I burst a blood vessel taking a shit.' 'That's... awful.' 'Awful? It was fucking diabolical! I've never shit so hard in my life. Seriously, I think I cracked my pelvis.' '... Take me home, Bertie.' '*sigh* Right.'

9 comments:

Dan said...

"Let's go back to my place. Please? I promise I won't stick it in your eye again."

Ben said...

Sometimes Josh, just sometimes, I think I love you.

Josh said...

And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.

Anonymous said...

Damn - Dan beat me to the skullfuck joke.

Warren said...

And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.

Damn. What the hell flavors do they sell over there across the pond?

Adny said...

"I say, look over here: a working-class man is urinating in the street!"
"Too late! It's already running down my leg."

Eric Olthwaite said...

Actually Josh, I'm not sure it is toothpaste.

Real toothpaste doesn't take three minutes and a copy of Hustler to get pumped out of the tube.

Anonymous said...

And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.

Damn. What the hell flavors do they sell over there across the pond?


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Anonymous said...

"No I'd really rather just have a cappucino. I've given up all that gay stuff because it made my eyes water"

"Ah! But since the accident it won't be half as bad."