Thursday, October 18, 2007

28 Years Earlier

'Ah, nature -- birds on the wing, wind in the trees, the woodlands resplendent in their verdant glory... Look, you wouldn't have any brains on you, would you?' 'I knew it, you zombie fuck!' This sort of situation was precisely why Tracey always carried a shotgun.

9 comments:

Vicus Scurra said...

In answer to his question, Gerald found out that yes, it was a gun in her hand, no, she wasn't pleased to see him, and that his undisguised exuberant rubbing of his genitals through the pocket was the act that tipped her over the edge.

Anonymous said...

In the early fifties, cartoon porn all had to be done by metaphor. Sometimes a shotgun, sometimes she'd have a cigarette holder between her lips. How they begat children in those days is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

"You know, I've seen they way you look at me... I think you're pretty cute, too..."
But Giles was too deeply engrossed in his game of "pocket billiards" to notice, and the moment was lost forever.

Anonymous said...

Fortunately Roy had properly adjusted his kevlar cup so when the date turned sour only his thighs and lower abdomen were perforated by the shotgun blast.

boingy said...

"Do you REALLY need me to explain what '12 gauge' birth conrtol is?"

Jim said...

"Guess who else is late?"
"Oh, bother."

Anonymous said...

"And then when I finally turn in to a wolf we can fuck like dogs."

"Doesn't that involve me twisting around to face away from you so that my bell-end is trapped?"

"You've got the idea."

Wincing and holding his family jewels "Erm... I've just remembered i've left the gas on."

Mark said...

As she reached for the shotgun, Rupert realised anal was probably out of the question.

UnClem said...

"Darla, when I agreed to that shotgun wedding, your father never told me you'd be carrying the wretched thing on our honeymoon as well."