Thursday, September 13, 2007

More Geek Humour (Been Reading XKCD)

'No sounds's coming out of my iPod. Help me fix it. Pleeease?' 'Jesus Christ, woman -- what part of RTFM don't you understand?' 'Um... I gues...' 'Fucking. The F stands for Fucking.'

The F always stands for Fucking. You know, I think I just found my epitaph...

12 comments:

LeeLee said...

"Muriel, have you seen my oriental love balls?"

'......Muriel...?"

Ben said...

I don't understand. But I think the ones where the girl is fucking the horse are funny.

boingy said...

"Oh helen, your not still angry that i erased your feet?"

DaveD said...

It wasn't until the night that Jane accidentally walked in on her doppleganger that she finally realized the mole on the back of her neck looked exactly like a splotch of bird shit.

vincenzo said...

"Why yes...F is for fucking April. Go back and put the iPod into the docking station. You know the one hooked up to the speakers?" said Emma. (and try reading the fucking manual she whispered to herself as the door shut)

"Ah...yes...the shelf of unused manuals!"

(strangely timed, Emma got a evil smile across her face and the music of Misirlou kicked on as she grabbed a unused manual from the shelf and opened the door. Yes, April would get a new docking station for her manuals...her ass. Emma's bi-polar kicked in full gear as she jambed page after page of the iPod manual into April's "personal" docking station. Screams of pain and well..more pain came from the room and April never full recovered from the papercuts that became infected.)

The house was quite now for Emma.

"April, did you read the manual for the vibrator? How many times do I have to tell you RTFM?"

Anonymous said...

Sally was shocked at Katherine's overexposed wrists.
"Fuckin' tramp! Fine! Show off your whorish wrists for the entire world to see. See what it gets you."

jacobmarley said...

Jemima was pleasantly smug that it now only took a few seconds for the "magic eye" painting to resolve itself into two armchairs and a reclining girl.

Now she could be condescendingly superior to all those sad fucks who didn't "get" it no matter how hard they tried.

garrrgoyle said...

But the F doesn't stand for Fucking in ROFL, TGIF, FAQ, FFA, FAA... there's lists upon lists of acronyms all over the internet that contain the letter F in which it does not stand for Fucking. "The F most of the time when referring to internet slang stands for Fucking."

Jeez... could I BE more of an ass?

Josh said...

I don't see how.

Anonymous said...

Nice comeback Josh.

LeeLee said...

Little did Muriel know that in a few seconds her life would be irrecvocably changed by the emergence of Daniel's secret love doll from the closet.

busterp said...

Babs burst through the door. "LeeLee said you had my love balls."

"Babs, I don't know where they are. I think you left those dripping bulbs of pleasure next to the sink, exclaimed Muriel."

Muriel went on, "More importantly, I'm freaking out!!! Quit looking for your sex toys and help me with this. I'm imagining people in that picture behind me. I can hear them in my IPOD talking but I'm to scared too turn around."

She continued, "They are all very little with a "W" shaped border keeping them trapped in the picture. I'm seeing a striped guy, a woman with a catalog, and a monkey. Check it out for me. If it's true, take it off the wall, break the glass, and burn the picture. We can't have this happening again."