Thursday, September 06, 2007

Quick, While It's Still Almost Topical

'You're throwing me out of the common room for not tucking in my tie? This is mildly unfair!' 'THIS! IS! SPARTA!' 'Well, bother.'

6 comments:

LeeLee said...

For the eighth time this term, Teddy struggled to free himself. He had no desire to be initiated into Blue House. He knew that if Tony and Big Lance did drag him into the 'lift of shame', It wouldn't be long before someone would be pushing the 'going-down' button...

Hewligan said...

Despite dressing like them, Bertie really had no chance of fitting in with the perfect clone army.

Because he was fat.

boingy said...

the NBC executives 'helped' Matthew Perry enroll in a fat camp after focus groups determined that 'fat chandler' was less funny.

Josh said...

The sad thing is, I'd believe that completely.

Dan said...

Carl Rove quietly resigns from Delta Iota Kappa house.

jacobmarley said...

Bunter's only crime was to "bags" the best cream cake on the plate, but the young Kray twins needed practice in the noble art of razorblading.