Thursday, November 30, 2006

You Were All Thinking It

Hermione's lesbian orgy in the final Harry Potter book was blamed for the worldwide tissue shortage of 2007. Half the world's remaining rain forests were felled to cope.

8 comments:

boingy said...

HEY EVERYONE! I can deep throat 11 Inches!"

Anonymous said...

... but in fact it turns out that gorillas are proportioned quite differently to humans. Bit of a disappointment, obviously, but we weren't going to let it go to waste after all that effort. So, ...

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. That's about 10CC. I can see a new band name. Does anyone have anyone have "sharp wit and lyrical dexterity?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10cc

Andy said...

Taking their cues from hot-rodding culture, the so-called "Iron Maidens" pushed their vaginas well past design specifications and "into the red."

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

The crowd surged forward with a collective blood lust. They paused briefly as Charlene feigned a knowledge of the martial arts and shouted threats.
They suddenly pushed forward once more seeking to consume Charlene and all she stood for. Thus began the Vagina Riots...

Rob Rodriguez said...

"Don't let those bastards tell you it doesn't matter. Accept nothing less than 5...Yes, you in the back. What is your question?"

" So Miss only do guys with 5 inches or more?"

"Samantha you four eyed little slut. I'm talking about your future Salary requirements. Sex-Ed was over an hour ago and you should recall that I said nothing less than 7!!!"

jacobmarley said...

The Empress Ming holds court.

"And if you check the latest satellite map on the wall, you'll find that Wales has disappeared altogether."

CHEERS!!!

"And as an added bonus, Liverpool went with it"

CHEERS!!!

"Esmerelda I like your style. For that you can have first use of the Dildo of Zorningen. The rest of you get back to the global warming machines. Concentrate on Sunderland."

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

"Oh, believe me, this isn't the world's biggest rectal thermometer."