Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Norse Gods in Love

'Gosh, Odin - you look positively dreamy without your beard. Back to my place?' Scene from the upcoming romantic comedy 'Who's Your Allfather?'

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

As they emerged into the sunlight, John adjusted his uncomfortably large organ. He get more girls if he siamese twin wasn't suck a tosser

Anonymous said...

Should have said

As they emerged into the sunlight, John adjusted his uncomfortably large organ. He get more girls if he siamese twin wasn't such a tosser.

Yoz said...

Surely "How's Your Allfather"?

Josh said...

No, see, I was going for the pun on "who's your daddy?", not "how's your father". Pandering to the US market, I know.

Michael said...

Bucky excited Nick, but what would happen if Steve found out?

Matt said...

"Come on, it's just along the street."
Lord Harrington didn't know why Demi Moore was wearing a suit, or why she was interested in him, he just hoped the sex would be better than her acting.

jacobmarley said...

Policeman in background "Eye, Eye!"

Anonymous said...

"so how long have you been a page?"

Neil said...

"How's Your Allfather" sounds like some kind of smutty farce than a romantic comedy.

Is it strange that I'd happily watch either as long as it has the scene where Loki ties a goat to his testicles?

Heirem P Hackenpfeffer III said...

"Yarr Jim lad, If I can keep a good grip of me wooden leg, and you keep me propped up, we can board these lubbers and be off with the takings before they realise its Cap'n Billy Bones and his crew, and no mistake."

"Aye, aye Cap'n. And then we can join the lads in yon brothel for sloppy seconds."

Andy said...

Scene from upcoming revisionist Marvel comicbook, "Nick Fury and his Howling Young Man-Hoes"

busterp said...

"Mr Hathway. I think the patch works better on the other eye."

"Ever play snooker?"

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busterp said...

Damn. I can't spell.

Hathaway.

I'm Huge Editorial Director said...

"He's progressed to pirates," thought Brad. "That's good. The ninja thing was becoming insufferable." Though on the way back to the home, he realized a Viking phase was not far away, and oh, what a racket that would be.

Steve Dix said...

"Come on, the Torchwood office is just round the corner".

Elise said...

'What say old chap? The First Effeminate Night Club of London is just around the corner? Oh, to feel the thrill of our Fore-Fathers in taking such a risk!'

'I knew orphans were a euphemism for us when Annie sang 'It's a hard enough life for us.'

'Oh Winston! I knew fairytales were real the moment I laid eyes on you. Let's elope!'

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

"Hey! Look at you, little fella! I'm gonna call you 'Patches!' Yeah! That's what I'm gonna do! Do you want to come home with me, boy? Does Patches want to come home with me? Yes he does! Yes he does! He's a good boy!"

prunes said...

"I say, I say I say! I used to be a necrophile until a rotton cunt split on me!"

"Really? It's a funny thing, but almost the same thing happened to me.."

"It's a joke!"

"Although 'split' isn't right - it went all..."

"A JOKE!!!"

"Ah. Right." (jingles keys in pocket, nervously) "So was mine. A joke, that is".