Monday, November 06, 2006

Speaking of Evil Masterminds...

Doris tried her best to look intimidated, but 'Professor Derek' was simply the worst evil mastermind she’d ever encountered. A puppy? Everyone knew it was meant to be a long-haired cat. It was all she could do to stop herself from humming 'See my vest, see my vest...' under her breath.

14 comments:

Maffu said...

"Go on", whispered Mr Fotheringay, "I'm holding him quite firmly, so he can't move. You can slip your whole hand in there, just like a puppet."

The Hand of Morthos said...

"I can see into your soul, you know; I don't think this puppy would like what you are going to do with it."

cptnspldng said...

"There are some things God did not intend Man to know," said Professor Turdburglar as he removed the last of the hydroponic spaniels from the greenhouse.

Andy said...

"And this we call the 'sleeper hold.' "

jacobmarley said...

"Oh! You really DID want me to see a little puppy" Martha tried hard to hide her disappointment. She'd been expecting cock and plenty of it.

Anonymous said...

"As a matter of fact I don't have a pussy at the moment, though you are correct in saying that you do, indeed, have a puppy. Never owned a cat at all, actually. So I guess I don't understand your comment."

Anonymous said...

"And this is Kuato".... "Look Arnold aren't you supposed to be dressed as a girl for just a few scenes"

"Ya, but wearing dress like girlie man turns me on zo much."

Anonymous said...

I dont care what you tree huggers think, i've always worn a dead puppy skin for my pocket hankercheif, and i always shall!

Rob Rodriguez said...

" Well Sarah, I'm interested in what you were saying about doing it "Doggie Style". Well I have the dog can you please demonstrate."

Captain Carless said...

If we keep very still, maybe the tiny man below my elbow will go away .....

Anonymous said...

"Yes indeed Miss Blenkinsop, it is very commendable that your Father has installed solar panels already, but the Ministry of Global Warming has decreed that we should all be riding dogs to work by 2010. Here's yours. ... His name is HO/0156897 and that will be £5,000 please"

GorillaSushi said...

"You see, sport jackets with cute puppy heads sewn over my man-boobies are going to be all the rage this winter. I call them 'man's answer to the sweater-puppy'"

Anonymous said...

"Ha! That Terry thinks he's pretty grand with that little pet of his... but I can't wait to see the look on his face when I bring this along to our next rendez-vous!... Now come along, Greta, and bring along that bit of PVC piping over yonder."

Anonymous said...

Mary, look what I found. They were unloading all kinds of them behind Mr. Wong's Eats and More Restaurant.