Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I prefer au revoir

Time to call it a day, I'm thinking. It's been two-and-a-bit years and two-and-a-bit hundred comics and I'm just plain out of Funny. My, what times we've had, what with the japery and the wit and the horse-fucking and what have you. Memories I'll cherish and so on and so forth.

Thanks for reading, and for the comments -- I'll be back with another thing another time, as is my wont.

So that just leaves one thing:

Because Timmy fucked his sister, that's why.

And now you know.

68 comments:

AFPOE said...

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckers, fucking, fuck, fuck! Fuck. Enjoyed. Thanks for the laughs.

Anonymous said...

I hope the essential fluids you've spent on hilarity can soon be replenished and used again to put funny on the internet.

Bill said...

Thanks for the work! I'll always keep my eyes out for a hook.

Darran said...

Good times! Thanks for putting a smile on my face! :-)

proteus454 said...

Aw, man...*pout* The internet is now a little less Teh Funney.

Ah well, thanks for the laughs, come back whenever you're ready, y'hear?

Jo said...

You devastating bastard.
Thanks for everything.

hans said...

Good call. You're going out on top.

Shep said...

Sorry it's over - but thanks for keeping us amused these past 2 years :)

fraggedone said...

Thank you for the funny. There were gasps of horror through the house as I announced Monkey Fluids' retirement.

Is there a mailing list on which we can sign for notification of future projects?

Rob Smith said...

You are the grandfather of fuck (but from out here, we'll never understand).

Thanks for the giggles, bro.

Li said...

Nnnooooooooooooo.....

I'll never look at junk-store books with the same eyes again.

...because I'm going to rip them out and stamp on them.

Bless you.

Caio said...

That's pretty depressing dude. I've never commented but I enjoyed this site a lot. :(

Best of luck and stuff.

Adios Muchacho said...

Well that just fucking sucks, but you are right - better to go out on top then after you've jumped the shark.

Thanks for the laughs, you rock.

Steve said...

Damn ... any future projects, let us know through your Monkey Fluids feed

iambilly said...

Damn. I just found your site about a month ago, and now you're retiring. That's the way my luck goes.

Thank you for the entertainment.

Anonymous said...

Nooooooooooo! Where can I go for high brow entertainment now?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the twisted laughs. Enjoy your retirement.

Vicus Scurra said...

This was a comedy site?
I yearn for you tragically.

Philip Storry said...

Thanks.

Itsutsubashi said...

You are making a lot of people sad. That's not how it works. See, you're supposed to make them happy with your japes and frolics!

Oh, how woe we are, abandoned by our shining light in lolsex! Seriously. It sucks, but at least we'll have the archives.

BritSwedeGuy said...

Dash it all!

Henry said...

Won't somebody think of the children!!!

You'll be back... I can feel it in my semen.

jacobmarley said...

"Au revoir"??

I prefer "Fuck off quitter, see if I care"





Anybody got a tissue?



(That could be because I've got something in my eye, or it could be that good ole lolsex.)

Patrick said...

I just found this comic a couple weeks ago and you're quiting now??

How do we find out what you're doing next?

Anonymous said...

Well, i've enjoyed this quite a lot. Thanks for all.

Dominic said...

Noooooooo!!!! It can't be!!!
Wait...you've done this before. Yes, that's it. You can't quit. You can try, but we'll keep pulling you back in. You'll be back, you funny bastard. You'll. Be. Back.

Thanks for the laughs.

Anonymous said...

Only found MF two months ago. 'kin brill mate. Sorry that it's the end but seriously good while it lasted. Best of luck for the future!
JP

Mjohnson said...

Thanks for the laughs.

You're the second retirement I've had on my feedreader this week!

Basilisc said...

Thanks for the memories, Josh. The sick, twisted, unsettling, disturbing, disquieting memories.

Bill said...
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Fergle F Fergleson said...

Chalk me up as another person who only recently found this, and now must say good-bye. Sigh.

Still, no complaints. You gave us more laughs than most of us deserved. you owe us nothing; we owe you much.

But, seriously, keep us in the loop on future projects, etc.

Ryan of the RSL blog said...

I just recently found you, damn!

Really enjoyed the saracasm. Reconsider or at least chime in from time to time.

marsupial jones said...

have thoroughly enjoyed your site. of the many comics i visit, this is maybe the funniest. thanks for that!

best to you!!

Profitable Conundrum said...

Best. Diversion. Ever. Thanks.

(Even though I just discovered your site, grrrr..)

Diego said...

oh, c´mon!
it´s one of my favorite things on the web.

have a great life!
and please keep us informed of your new projects.
a big hug from Brazil!

Anonymous said...

This makes me very sad :(

Thanks for making the internets a shinier place

Maracah/onebadapple said...

*Sigh* Farewell to a favorite.
You witty, wise-ass bastard: you were far, far too much fun...

PHSChemGuy said...

Your regular chuckles will be missed.

Enjoy recharging all your fluids.

LluĂ­s said...

Fuck God noooo!!!
I will split my fluids tonight in your honour.
Thanks for the laughs!!!

Anonymous said...

It's been a lot of fun. Thanks for all the laughs, and if you're up to anything else, let us know here. I'll drop by occasionally.

Veers Revett said...

I must agree with everyone here, Josh. Your fluids (and the monkey's) will be sorely missed. The world will seem a little darker without this site.

Good luck to you.

Zakk Underhill said...

Very sorry to see the end of something so brilliant. Thanks for the laughs, we'll all miss you.

vincenzo said...

I just knew Timmy Fucked his sister. I bet he fucked Aunt Bee there and tossed Mr. Whipple's salad too. That Timmy is a horn dog for sure! I love the cute way that you can see in the comic how Mr. Whipple is jamming a loaf of Atora Beef Suet up Aunt Bee's ass in the picture.

Your site is good if you like debauchery, low-brow humor, vulgarity and unlimited sexual inuendos and snide comments, but I am not into the fucking shit. Still, somehow I feel I have to say it: I love you man, don't go!

That Hippy said...

Gonna miss the funny
keeping me going through school
I'll keep an eye

johnist said...

Le boo!!! You'll be sorely missed, you Antipodean rapedog. Or maybe just sore, I forget.

And Gemma says, "Beef clitoris racing tyres".

prunes said...

Ichabod! We howl, we wail. We rend our garments. We go to the dentist to improve our teeth gnashing action. Monkey semen futures plummet. The market crashes. The lights are going out all over Europe. The world turns on it's dark side, it is Winter.

Oh where is the potty talk of yesteryear? Not ordinary potty, but a Sevres porcelain night soil for the court of Napoleon III, note the exquisite use of gold leaf. A Chinese tripod gazunda from the Sung dynasty. Oh, wither away, rude and risable body parts, your time is truly fled, and there is nothing here for you any more.

Yea, we can still post to the site, like a grieving lover desparately giving the kiss of life to the day-old corpse rather than admit the spark is gone. No, he doesn't reall mean it - he'll be back - any moment now the monkey will start breathing.

Ehu, fugaces. Shine on, Josh, you crazy diamond. Ace boffo while it lasted.

Reedzilla said...

thanks for all the laughs good sir

Anonymous said...

NooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!

sayshuh said...

alas i lament at the passing of a great and noble action of this strange electronic web. many thanks for a job well done - keep in touch!

beano143 said...

I have alternatively, and sometimes simultaneously laughed, cried, shat, howled and on one occasion I think I went off in me strides. Thanks for the great idea and to all the supremely funny people who have made this site a blast. As soon as you get bored with fisting sheep as we all know that's what you do in NZ) please come back and do more of the fluids

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the fluids you magnificent tart.

Always funny, always welcome and always, always about teh cock and teh rudies.

I actually made reader mail once - it was a Van Helsing skit under anonymous (I did it at work - meh)and nobody believed me - but I knew and I was proud dammit. I will miss visiting.
Good luck with the rest of everything.

The Other T-Bone said...

Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo. Add this to the growing shit heap of disasters that occurred on my birthday (the 15th). Why?! Why?! You bastards! It was too soon! I only just found this place! If that's the way you're going to be, then I have only one thing to say: Good luck in anything else you do, and thanks for the hilarity.

Clarke said...

Sorry to see you go, but thanks for all the laughs. You've certainly given me plenty. I'll never look at an old children's book in the same way again. In the meanwhile, I'll just have to amuse myself with the juvenile snarkiness that is Encyclopedia Dramatica.

noizy said...

farewell! enjoyed it greatly.

Pepe said...

Just found it, just lost it. That's life!!


See ya!

Christine said...

Well shit...I just finished the damn archive, became addicted and you LEAVE???

You manky git!!! Not nice...not nice atall!!

Thank you SO very much for all the funnies...I haven't been so apalled or giggled so hard in YEARS!!

Come back refreshed!!

Anonymous said...

Cum-slurping cunt-guzzler fucktard! Fuck fuck fuckity fuckfuck.

Shit balls and puss blisters.

This is one of the better comics out there and now its gone.

Poop.

Anonymous said...

Oh NOES!

I hope you keep posting new ones when the right idea strikes you - funny stuff!

Otz said...

Genuis!
Sickness!
Evil!
Comedy!

Retirement!


arse-biscuits.

[sigh]

Anonymous said...

Did Timmy fuck his own sister or the monkey's sister? I thought you were going to clear this up, and yet you've left us hanging on. Whassamatter? You write Hollywood blockbusters in your spare time and can't break the habit?

Evan said...

So long, and thanks for all the horse-sex.

Sample Text said...

Pfah--where do I go now? Rock you do and a rock you have been. Good work. Rock on

eddie said...

All these; "I just found you and now you're gone" monkeys. All these "waaahhh!!! and Booo hooo" fluids...

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Richard said...

Oh bugger, I've only just found out.

Guzz said...

Thanks for this amazing years, Josh!
U rule, man!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sure you won't reconsider? Go on...I'm having a shit time at work. Just one more?

johnist said...

Please?

Joanne Casey said...

I've now officially seen the whole of the internet. Good-day!