Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Choke

'Autoerotic asphyxiation, Camilla? You know that's how father died!' 'Fk ff -- 'lmost thrrr...'

11 comments:

John Klima said...

No sweetie, you check for lumps down here, on your breast.

Pepe said...

"I'm trying to kill me..."
The mother's heart ached with the girl's stupidity.

LeeLee said...

"Cynthia, I know this is a long shot, but have you seen my two-headed vari-speed 'Black Mamba'? I could have sworn I left it on the hall-table at teatime, and now it's gone missing."

jacobmarley said...

"Quick...(choke)...get the...(cough) exorcist before... (gasp)... I start frigging myself ... with a cruci..KEEP AWAY THE SOW IS MINE"

"Oh, my god!!!"

This April fools joke was getting out of hand, but Cynthia was sooo gullible.

Basilisc said...

"Marilyn! Th - that edible bra! Turns out that nuh - nuh - not all of it was - aaghh! - edible!"

But Cynthia's choked warning came too late. Oh well. Marilyn may have lost a dear friend, but the delightful tingling in her nipples told her that it was all worthwhile.

Ed said...

Tse-tse fly, dear. Teet-see is so declasse!

Anonymous said...

Would some milk help?

Anonymous said...

'So far, so good' thought Ronald Weasley. He had managed to take some hairs from the sleeping Hermione. The portion of Polyjuice Potion he managed to sneak out of potions class still seemed to work. Now, all he had to figure out was how to get a bra off...

What else said...

"He's got my heart, he's got your voice. I'm telling you Pru, he's making himself a better woman. I just hope he doesn't get Bobbie's soul. He deserves better."

Maracah said...

"What is it tonight dear? Is it Nihilism versus Christianity? Or is it Communism as opposed to Capitalism again? Realist v Dadaist? Coke or Pepsi?...Um, yes, well, alright... I'll be there in the next room. Just call for anything if you need..."

Sigh...these internal moral and ethical struggles of Sara's seemed every other eve now that she'd hit her teens.
It had begun to wear a bit thin, but Claire would continue to lift the sheet and offer a drink from time to time with only occasional thoughts of smothering the self-important little bitch...

rock.star.1971 said...

Camilla...? What is a spotter for again?