Obvious Week II: It's Back and It's Pissed Off
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8 comments:
Bagsley was tired of yelling "Show us your tits!" at the drunken college girls down in the street.
And he was out of beads, anyway.
"Do you think this will last after we've left Cambridge, Sebastien?"
Sebastien "Good grief. I don't think I can last until breakfast!"
*cough* *hack* *slurp* Fred had been saving this loogy up all morning.
But unfortunately for the rest of Bertie's houseguests they didn't enjoy the bottom-sex and had to pay the price. The walls were covered in blood and Bertie needed a much deserved breather...
Bertie is now getting all the bottom-love he can handle in C-Block, as he is now Granbot's cell bitch.
What things I would do...if only I had legs.
After the third day as 5C's 'Bottom-Bitch', Algernon was actually beginning to forgive them for super-gluing him to the window ledge.
What with his cupid-bow lips he'd half expected them to stick him the other way round....
Fenwick knew he had always wanted a room with such an excellent view of the night sky. Of course he had always imagined the night sky as something happening outside the windows, rather than in the cramped, rather stale bedroom behind them.
Perhaps this was why he more and more often found himself, bored with the whole arrangement, turning his back on the Wonders of the Universe to gaze out at the uniform pattern of tarnished yellow wallpaper that covered the firmament on the outside.
Bertie loved a three-way. Monkey fluids at both ends: it didn't get any better than this!
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