tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243633232011-07-08T15:59:37.807+12:00Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger2671100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-4847474745135601572008-04-15T07:39:00.003+12:002008-04-16T18:08:22.920+12:00Time to call it a day, I'm thinking. It's been two-and-a-bit years and two-and-a-bit hundred comics and I'm just plain out of Funny. My, what times we've had, what with the japery and the wit and the horse-fucking and what have you. Memories I'll cherish and so on and so forth.<br /><br />Thanks for reading, and for the comments -- I'll be back with another thing another time, as is my wont.<br /><br />So that just leaves one thing:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2405309250/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2022/2405309250_b4cc872e03_o.gif" width="500" height="325" alt="Because Timmy fucked his sister, that's why." /></a><br /><br />And now you know.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-484747474513560157?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com68tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-44108418732610487752008-04-10T07:48:00.002+12:002008-04-10T07:52:31.726+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2362881889/" ><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2330/2362881889_66a912742e_o.jpg" width="386" height="600" alt="'Yes, I think I'm going to have to recommend what's called a 'retroactive abortion' in your case, Angela -- can't have the lower classes breeding out of control can we?' 'I don't like playing eugenicists, Timmy. Can't we just go back to experimenting with laudanum?'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4410841873261048775?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-15610290319898213772008-04-08T07:45:00.002+12:002008-04-08T07:54:33.479+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2379939848/" ><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2138/2379939848_684f0945f0_o.gif" width="500" height="418" alt="'Yarr! Unhand me giblets, wench!' 'For the last time Pete, I'm not 'purloinin' yer giblets' -- 'I'm harvesting your organs' to 'buy huge amounts of heroin'. Take it like a man.' 'Yarr.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1561029031989821377?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-20140184321441097212008-04-03T07:54:00.002+13:002008-04-16T18:08:29.875+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210629844/" ><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2405/2210629844_11e043e1ea_o.gif" width="500" height="326" alt="'Yes, I can see you were here -- you still are! An dyour name's not Kilroy.'" /></a><br /><br />Ask your parents.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2014018432144109721?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-52316920956124897352008-04-01T07:41:00.001+13:002008-04-01T07:45:59.642+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2318338906/" title="girlchoking01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3190/2318338906_99d005eaeb_o.gif" width="457" height="600" alt="'Autoerotic asphyxiation, Camilla? You know that's how father died!' 'Fk ff -- 'lmost thrrr...'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-5231692095612489735?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82566108748145614652008-03-27T07:43:00.001+13:002008-03-27T07:46:43.668+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2294508305/" title="faintingboy01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3232/2294508305_7b26c2a1e8_o.gif" width="500" height="556" alt="'Damn it all - the Master's accidentally suffocated one of his boy-whores again,' thought Jeeves the Macrocephalic Butler. 'If only I wasn't a mutant freak, I'd be able to find work at houses where this sort thing didn't happen every other week. *sigh* Better get the acid bath ready, I suppose.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8256610874814561465?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-64055459211144933782008-03-25T08:15:00.001+13:002008-03-25T08:17:23.468+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2317530495/" title="nursebadge01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3132/2317530495_62376f6e5a_o.gif" width="500" height="405" alt="'Right there, do you see? That's where your soul would be, if only you were Catholic.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6405545921114493378?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-71222229147141742212008-03-20T08:08:00.002+13:002008-03-20T08:10:50.489+13:00Today, it should be noted, corresponds directly with Monkey Fluids' second birthday. Let's celebrate with a splash of colour:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2317530567/" title="dogclothes01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3044/2317530567_6f11c7ddca_o.jpg" width="425" height="600" alt="Holly's gnawed bones were found in the woods three weeks later. No-one was much surprised." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-7122222914714174221?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-39672755312717448732008-03-18T08:18:00.003+13:002008-03-18T18:04:07.217+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2318338668/" title="cattoys01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/2341826203_dd500de097_o.gif" width="457" height="600" alt="Training the cat to think it was Godzilla was a laugh at first, but it all turned to tears when father's Japanese business partners came for dinner..." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-3967275531271744873?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82999295397892833662008-03-13T07:53:00.000+13:002008-03-13T07:54:29.696+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2319472751/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/2319472751_c66fc16d7e_o.gif" width="500" height="416" alt="'3, 2, 1 -- peekab-what the FUCK?'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8299929539789283366?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-23318571364781622682008-03-11T07:47:00.004+13:002008-03-11T07:54:57.630+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2318338576/" title="crashedcar01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2113/2318338576_5f7a070cae_o.gif" width="500" height="366" alt="Crapbucket, the crappiest Autobot, was always getting stuck halfway through his transformation. 'A little help, guys? Please? Look, if one of you can just bend my headlight round a bit more, I think I can get my arm out... Guys?'" /></a><br /><br />I've been thinking that perhaps I should apologise for one of my recent comics, so here goes:<br /><br /><i>Parasol Stars</i> was a great game; it's just the more recent attempts to revive the <i>Bubble Bobble</i>/<i>Rainbow Islands</i> franchise that have sucked. Sorry, <i>Parasol Stars</i>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2331857136478162268?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-8365208377503427222008-03-06T07:53:00.001+13:002008-03-06T07:55:10.639+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2247467480/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2411/2247467480_2dec7b695e_o.gif" width="500" height="373" alt="Bertie wasn't sure if he'd ended up in Padeophile Heaven or Disobedient Child Hell, but either way that rectum cancer was starting to look more like a blessing now..." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-836520837750342722?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-22619288127170948482008-03-04T07:54:00.001+13:002008-03-04T07:55:34.855+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2300816043/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2300816043_6b7ecfb800_o.gif" width="458" height="600" alt="It didn't matter how realistic they made the graphics; every sequel to Rainbow Islands couldn't help but suck." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2261928812717094848?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-6299047800639811172008-02-28T09:30:00.004+13:002008-02-28T09:35:05.804+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2266180334/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2138/2266180334_35d5e62c70_o.gif" width="302" height="600" alt="It was Bertie's insistence on air-drying his crotch that eventually saw him cut from the First XI. 'The game's starting, Bertie!' 'I'll be there in a minute!' 'For Christ's sake, use a fucking towel!'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-629904780063981117?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-24794650977675036042008-02-26T09:34:00.001+13:002008-02-26T09:35:50.624+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2247239610/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2142/2247239610_6779522a95_o.gif" width="500" height="385" alt="'I said: I AM THE GRANDFATHER OF FUCK!' But they didn't understand him. From up there, they never would." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2479465097767503604?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-48498470423747071162008-02-21T09:26:00.002+13:002008-02-21T09:28:59.495+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2265389965/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/2265389965_14dc364111_o.gif" width="500" height="414" alt="Betsy and Timmy loved riding through the woods on the back of their magical flying house, until the day they flew too close to an overhanging branch. Timmy was able to duck out of the way in time, but Betsy would never walk again." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4849847042374707116?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-90951636840620804162008-02-19T09:22:00.001+13:002008-02-19T09:23:43.049+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2261442498/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2326/2261442498_c84e978396_o.gif" width="434" height="600" alt="'What's wrong, Bessie?' 'Oh, Timmy! He said he'd never give me up, never let me down, never run around and... and... but he did, Timmy! He did!' 'Ginger cunt.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-9095163684062080416?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-4552538785149342962008-02-16T09:27:00.002+13:002008-02-16T09:30:12.775+13:00An extra one for Saturday. Why were people like that 70 years ago? This might have something to do with it:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2266153984/" title="Beef fucking suet."><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2147/2266153984_ee94b89acd_o.jpg" width="420" height="600" alt="Beef fucking suet." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-455253878514934296?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-24316160948117085842008-02-15T09:36:00.000+13:002008-02-15T09:37:30.807+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210629956/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2193/2210629956_aaa8ed5307_o.gif" width="500" height="400"/></a><br /><br />Draw your own conclusions.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2431616094811708584?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-57355881475772473592008-02-14T09:45:00.001+13:002008-02-14T09:48:05.395+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2209847989/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2048/2209847989_06eaa48133_o.gif" width="400" height="416" /></a><br /><br />Well that's... better?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-5735588147577247359?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-67499193784772944252008-02-13T09:40:00.000+13:002008-02-13T09:49:13.169+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2209838147/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2100/2209838147_6803392385_o.jpg" width="400" height="511" alt="Vintage Racism 3" /></a><br /><br />Um, yeah. Wow. I'm... I'm just going to stop with the vintage racism now.<br /><br />Let's instead lighten the mood by pointing out that this image (the first panel of a comic strip entitled "Sambo, Sue and Jolly Golly", by the way) and the two before it all came from the following 1940 children's annual:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210630180/" title="unclejacks00 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2210630180_8eb3d2fbb2_o.jpg" width="400" height="556" alt="Uncle Jack's Joy Book?" /></a><br /><br />Uncle Jack's Joy-Book? Enough of the unsavoury old-time prejudice -- let's get back to some good, clean paedophile references!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6749919378477294425?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-16868699675009971942008-02-12T09:32:00.000+13:002008-02-12T09:37:25.464+13:00From offensive Asian stereotypes to offensive African stereotypes:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210630524/" title="racism03 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2021/2210630524_65b81dfed5_o.gif" width="400" height="465" alt="racism03" /></a><br /><br />I should mention that this one is from the same book as yesterday's -- you didn't have to look far for your racism in the 40s.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1686869967500997194?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-22591810703201303962008-02-11T09:46:00.000+13:002008-02-11T13:26:33.979+13:00Something different this week: time to offload a pile of images that best serve as a reminder that the past is indeed another country. A country where this sort of thing is par for the course:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2209838325/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2228/2209838325_ca566fc64c_o.gif" width="500" height="417" alt="Vintage racism, number 1" /></a><br /><br />It gets worse.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2259181070320130396?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-14947579741150485622008-02-07T09:10:00.000+13:002008-02-07T09:14:31.411+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2192853581/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2224/2192853581_6b33f1c3c0_o.gif" width="500" height="602" alt="'Now Timmy, there's no need to resort to those masturbation pants for your sexual thrills. Why don't you do the respectable thing and marry the first girl you take a liking to -- say, Hettie here -- then you can demand sex whenever you want.' 'Whenever I want?' 'Yes, Timmy. It's a man's right.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1494757974115048562?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-30414947178378188222008-02-05T09:34:00.000+13:002008-02-05T09:44:44.447+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210630314/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2399/2210630314_e1eb6939a2_o.gif" width="500" height="418" alt="Eventually, the creationists learned to argue from a position of mutual respect. Their dogs, however, retained their taste for human flesh and knack for treeing their quarry. 'Damn it! I should never have evolved them to act that way.' 'No, you still haven't quite got it. Here, let's get to safety, then we can go over phenotypic plasticity...'" /></a><br /><br />Well, <a href="http://www.monkeyfluids.com/2007/03/thats-not-how-it-works.html">the first one</a> has received more attention than any other comic I've done -- I figure it deserved a sequel.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-3041494717837818822?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-15615066435215110302008-01-31T09:57:00.000+13:002008-01-31T10:07:18.454+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2215921030/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2337/2215921030_ef0139e47d.jpg" width="500" height="420" alt="They had found the plane wreckage, in which the shattered corpses of their parents could still be seen, twitching and partially on fire. Uncle Bertie's attempts to cheer them up with his repertoire of bird calls and animal noises were less than successful." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1561506643521511030?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-75826846989827410912008-01-29T11:33:00.000+13:002008-01-29T11:39:53.532+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2055652065/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2239/2055652065_a5b7252027_o.gif" width="500" height="334" alt="Fua and Jenny, the time-traveling lesbians, plucked baby Moses from the river. 'Right,' said Jenny. 'This religion is going to see some changes...'" /></a><br /><br />Yeah, I still do this from time to time. Today's caption courtesy <a href="http://brainstab.blogspot.com">Apathy Jack</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-7582684698982741091?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-61517781728509233972008-01-24T09:41:00.000+13:002008-01-24T09:44:56.567+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2173456687/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2327/2173456687_d28e96887b_o.gif" width="500" height="432" alt="'I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your coat hook. I'll move my stuff -- no need to get angry...' Even as she apologised, Candice moved to cover her ovaries -- she'd seen what happened to girls who found themselves on the receiving end of Supergirl's heat vision..." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6151778172850923397?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82621288933029637202008-01-22T12:17:00.000+13:002008-01-22T12:21:27.860+13:00Andrij at <a href="http://www.thedailytopten.com/">The Daily Top Ten</a> pointed out that the link to the site feed over on the right there doesn't work. God knows how long that's been like that. Fixed now - thanks, Andrij! Everyone else: Go visit his site.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8262128893302963720?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-11704180691615796682008-01-22T09:41:00.000+13:002008-01-22T09:44:57.364+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2174244876/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/2174244876_8e82982b89_o.gif" width="500" height="354" alt="The Spine-O-Fix Correctional Back Brace results in freakishly correct posture in all who try it. Buy yours today! Warning: May cause Nazism." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1170418069161579668?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-63271637587568827852008-01-17T09:35:00.000+13:002008-01-18T09:27:11.825+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2193638882/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2178/2193638882_728ecd5262_o.gif" width="500" height="565" alt="Drama in the Land of Porn: 'Well I've got my hands on the writhing serpent and now I'm all wet - care to join me?' 'Join you? It's a fucking snake - get it away from me, you mad bitch!'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6327163758756882785?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-87907925558979979982008-01-15T09:24:00.000+13:002008-01-15T09:32:42.696+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1178354932/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1393/1178354932_d1801ec203_o.gif" width="500" height="371" alt="'Say, that is a nice fan - you know what else is nice? Not having herpes. Now, about herpes...' Lucile took the news hard, but she had to admire Tiffany's skill with a segue." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8790792555897997998?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-90759098830880054332008-01-12T17:20:00.000+13:002008-01-12T17:22:34.791+13:00...but it's my birthday.<br /><br />You may ply me with genuflection... now.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-9075909883088005433?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-83341120791097262672008-01-10T09:30:00.000+13:002008-01-10T09:32:54.351+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2174244780/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2263/2174244780_9c67790f53_o.gif" width="500" height="365" alt="Timmy made it over the collapsing bridge with seconds to spare. Now all he had to worry about was the penetrating stare and increasingly forward advances of The Frenchman..." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8334112079109726267?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-60596488759755364492008-01-08T09:27:00.000+13:002008-01-08T09:33:58.253+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2084967201/" title="drowningice01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2043/2084967201_5a76aee22b_o.gif" width="500" height="213" alt="'Last chance, Agent Spencer - where did you hide The Device?' 'Go to hell, Natalya, I'll never tell you - never in a million *glub glub glub*'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6059648875975536449?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-29036699465425465342008-01-03T13:54:00.000+13:002008-01-03T14:02:24.311+13:00I don't know about you, but I spent New Year's eve on a plane. I entered 2008, not by counting down to midnight, but by entering a time zone where it had already happened. But I'm home now, so I guess I don't have an excuse for getting back into things. Things like this:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2074396229/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2053/2074396229_e98fd01e8c_o.gif" width="366" height="600" alt="Mavis hated the countryside - she could never take two steps with going ankle-deep into a cow pat. Fortunately there were always stray dogs around to wipe on. Her gypsy companion marvelled at her resourcefulness." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2903669946542546534?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-43177041178781442982007-12-25T15:45:00.000+13:002007-12-26T03:49:26.541+13:00Web access has proved to be a little tricky to come by in my current location, but it's Christmas, so I should probably make an effort:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1581127200/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2028/1581127200_07283937d6_o.gif" width="500" height="409" alt="It is a sad and poorly-known fact that Santa Claus is actually lactose intolerant. All of those glasses of milk see him dashing to the lavatory every couple of houses. He is often pursued on these occasions by members of the Catholic Church, who believe that his saintly excretions can bestow magical powers." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4317704117878144298?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-75831148454585613092007-12-14T11:29:00.000+13:002007-12-14T11:35:34.255+13:00Yeah, look, I probably should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm flying to Germany this evening for a three week holiday. Any updates during that time will be dependent on the internet access at wherever I happen to be staying.<br /><br />While I'm away, I leave you this unaltered image to consider:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1878878780/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2233/1878878780_3d7dc5a8d2_o.gif" width="500" height="172" alt="Laying the Bogey - ??" /></a><br /><br />Is there a non-obscene meaning one can attribute to that title? If there is, I can't find it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-7583114845458561309?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-22848815616270078952007-12-13T09:40:00.000+13:002007-12-13T09:42:48.623+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2085751312/" title="fairyring01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2196/2085751312_afd5e5e831_o.gif" width="500" height="368" alt="Even though the landmines were clearly marked, it was safest to send the children in first to make sure." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2284881561627007895?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-45573827661863213802007-12-11T09:30:00.000+13:002007-12-11T09:32:25.543+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1469916352/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1123/1469916352_67ebb9bf7c_o.gif" width="500" height="402" alt="After years of questing, Bertie was finally told the Secret of Cows by a wise old bullock. But he was forever shattered by the truths it contained..." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4557382766186321380?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-28211333170767114812007-12-06T09:19:00.000+13:002007-12-06T09:24:44.648+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1794598421/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2401/1794598421_d15be075d4_o.gif" width="500" height="312" alt="The girls were pissed again. Granny didn't mind, but she kept a tight grip on her knitting needle, just in case one of them swung too close." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2821133317076711481?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-91988379710320334782007-12-04T09:34:00.000+13:002008-01-18T09:27:11.825+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1572887016/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2153/1572887016_f9d71e7643_o.gif" width="378" height="600" alt="'Sorry girls, but I've always wanted to get my hands on the headmaster's package...' Land of Porn or not, mail theft is still mail theft. Desirae was busted." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-9198837971032033478?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-78708288623854362052007-11-15T09:30:00.000+13:002007-11-15T09:36:57.354+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1878060873/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2381/1878060873_743b18eabd_o.gif" width="500" height="470" alt="'So tell me, girls: do the curtains match your vagina? No wait -- does your vagina match the carpet? Shit. Fuck. Oh come one, there's no need to involve the police.'" /></a><br /><br />And that's number 200. There will now be the traditional brief interruption in transmission while I gasp for breath like a fat man chasing a cake. (A cake with legs.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-7870828862385436205?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-36918321578086823522007-11-13T09:39:00.001+13:002007-11-13T09:42:17.161+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1768167274/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2250/1768167274_7a7e404831_o.gif" width="500" height="368" alt="Mail took a long time to arrive in the islands, but Lola's lifelike doll was finally here. Now Timmy would be able to show the court exactly where Uncle Bertie touched him..." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-3691832157808682352?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-24032290645724600162007-11-08T09:39:00.000+13:002007-11-08T12:06:06.486+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1768168560/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2242/1768168560_8e31868bdf_o.jpg" width="368" height="600" alt="'Yes, kill them,' urged the voices. 'Kill them all.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2403229064572460016?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-22296312559968403142007-11-06T09:24:00.000+13:002007-11-06T09:29:33.944+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1794598721/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/1794598721_1f8aa02a1e_o.gif" width="500" height="424" alt="'Seriously, how can I even think about singing with that monstrosity standing so close to me? Good God, woman, what happened you your face? What the hell happened to your face?' 'Please, miss, it's not her fault she's hideous -- can we just get on with this?' 'How about you and Nikki Lauder there amuse the crowd instead? I'm off to loosen my corset enough so I can throw up properly.'" /></a><br /><br />Picture supplied by jacobmarley a long, long time ago.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2229631255996840314?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-67555797794185056132007-11-01T09:41:00.000+13:002007-11-01T09:45:27.826+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1807025848/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2170/1807025848_4944f38b77_o.gif" width="500" height="427" alt="The dangers of masturbation #26: Bed sheets becoming animate due to accumulation of genetic material." /></a><br /><br />Yeah, look, I picked this image to re-use so that I could do something Halloween-themed, but this is what happened instead. Make of that what you will.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6755579779418505613?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-19676508172320274842007-10-30T09:32:00.000+13:002007-10-30T09:34:18.612+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1469060887/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1311/1469060887_57de0bd4d5_o.gif" width="500" height="406" alt="For the girl who has everything: Radium! (And then leukemia.)" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1967650817232027484?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-7436288022278802262007-10-27T15:53:00.000+13:002007-10-27T15:55:21.561+13:00Picked up a new book of source materials, whose cover I present without comment:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1767287665/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2192/1767287665_9ee0f447fb_o.jpg" width="407" height="500" alt="Topping Book for Girls" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-743628802227880226?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-85118251885494329792007-10-25T10:16:00.000+13:002007-10-25T10:24:34.750+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1603367759/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2253/1603367759_b7bb1c99e3_o.gif" width="400" height="631" alt="'It's been a lovely evening, Bertie -- tell me, though: what's with the eyepatch?' 'Oh, I burst a blood vessel taking a shit.' 'That's... awful.' 'Awful? It was fucking diabolical! I've never shit so hard in my life. Seriously, I think I cracked my pelvis.' '... Take me home, Bertie.' '*sigh* Right.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8511825188549432979?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-37138307518022250622007-10-23T09:28:00.001+13:002007-10-23T09:31:52.979+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1324655815/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1305/1324655815_bff24c7953_o.gif" width="500" height="340" alt="'Christine! Are you trying to give people cancer with the power of your mind again? You promised you'd stop!' 'Not while you draw breath, harridan,' muttered Christine." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-3713830751802225062?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-59430653311259634322007-10-18T09:41:00.000+13:002007-10-18T09:45:06.998+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1470900484/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1153/1470900484_e98a7c8fde_o.gif" width="500" height="428" alt="'Ah, nature -- birds on the wing, wind in the trees, the woodlands resplendent in their verdant glory... Look, you wouldn't have any brains on you, would you?' 'I knew it, you zombie fuck!' This sort of situation was precisely why Tracey always carried a shotgun." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-5943065331125963432?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-13637570595911571912007-10-16T09:26:00.000+13:002007-10-16T09:30:08.889+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/533844191/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1377/533844191_114fb29e73_o.gif" width="300" height="622" alt="'Whatever is that awful noise?' 'Well, that's the sound of your parents being gored by wild pigs. Now they're being wound-raped by albino mimes. And that noise in the background is me laughing like a fucking howler monkey. Steal my dolly, will you, bitch?'" /></a><br /><br />Also: <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/hagrid_snape/56538.html">Heh.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1363757059591157191?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-46657639082154933202007-10-11T09:38:00.000+13:002007-10-11T09:48:04.764+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1056061656/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1025/1056061656_b5ee5c092d_o.gif" width="298" height="600" alt="Jemima welcomed Death's icy embrace. Five weeks editing Hagrid/Snape slash fiction was four weeks too many." /></a><br /><br />In reference to the <a href="http://www.monkeyfluids.com/2007/09/if-only-it-were-true.html">last comic on the subject of fan-generated fiction</a>:<br /><br />I fucking <a href="http://kissmyfaerie.org/wiki/index.php/Harry_Potter_meets_Terminator_2">knew it</a>!<br /><br />I’m not even going to check for the existence of this one's subject – there’s no doubt that it’s out there:<br /><br /><i>"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" cried Hagrid, as the silvery spray erupted from the tip of his wand.<br />"Well -- whoever called you a Squib was clearly misinformed."<br />Hagrid looked up with a start as Snapes entered the room, smiling cruelly and loosening his robes...</i><br /><br />Jesus Christ, how did that even get in my head? All I can think of now is Alan Rickman wiping his cock on Robbie Coltrane’s beard and reaching for a swig of Butterbeer. How am I still conscious? <i>Why won’t I <b>just die?!!!</b></i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4665763908215493320?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82787394102935399632007-10-09T09:46:00.000+13:002007-10-09T09:52:54.277+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1395314778/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1395314778_45c5f81683_o.gif" width="500" height="395" alt="'It's true! A bull has given birth! To a fully-dressed man!!' 'The End Times are upon us.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8278739410293539963?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-3175309676118615922007-10-04T09:28:00.000+13:002007-10-04T09:33:02.558+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1057953732/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1309/1057953732_3ccf752f78_o.gif" width="500" height="391" alt="Bongo and Betty were the darlings of the freakshow circus. No-one had the heart to tell them that there's no such thing as inter-species conjoined twins -- it wasn't until adulthood that they first heard of 'Velcro' and began to suspect the awful truth..." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-317530967611861592?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-85352191282202832292007-10-02T09:36:00.000+13:002007-10-02T09:43:23.562+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1436072488/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1074/1436072488_e04e932051_o.gif" width="500" height="347" alt="'Damn it, girls -- hop faster! We'll never catch him once he gets on his invisible bicycle!' Drugs were a lot stronger in the sixties." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8535219128220283229?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-59873393142531769072007-09-27T09:32:00.000+12:002007-09-27T09:40:26.138+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1270524084/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1161/1270524084_096e18073f_o.gif" width="500" height="310" alt="The little vampires giggled to themselves -- no reflections meant Ursula would never see them coming. The sweet nectar of her lifeblood would soon be theirs." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-5987339314253176907?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-23063058305770994802007-09-25T09:23:00.000+12:002007-09-25T09:25:15.902+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1054527975/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1012/1054527975_82d0a2a648_o.gif" width="500" height="240" alt="The Harry Potter/Terminator fan fiction never really caught on." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2306305830577099480?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-44894974714633478242007-09-20T09:56:00.000+12:002007-09-20T09:59:15.971+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/912233102/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1109/912233102_4beef034ae_o.gif" width="500" height="378" alt="'Sweet Christ, a shoggoth!' 'I'm pretty sure it's a monkey.' 'An eldritch monkey, bringing with it foul portents of chthonic entities and squamous doom's approach from beyond the stars?' ' No, just a monkey. Why' 'Um... no reason.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4489497471463347824?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-69821768615889290152007-09-18T10:57:00.000+12:002007-10-09T16:36:44.998+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/781934623/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1283/781934623_1050f5708d_o.gif" width="500" height="305" alt="Fortunately, Jeeves was able to stall the Scientologists long enough for Lord Xenu to slip out the back way. Close one, though." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6982176861588929015?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-27898360451987567742007-09-17T11:23:00.000+12:002007-09-17T11:27:50.222+12:00Monkey Fluids can now be searched at <a href="http://ohnorobot.com/index.pl?comic=880">OhNoRobot</a>, with all the archivey, random-linky, actually-keeping-count-of-how-many-I've-done goodness that entails. Of course, being hosted on Blogger means that you've always been able to search the site using that box at the top left, but now you can do it with extra webcomic geek credibility.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2789836045198756774?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-80227962333906885862007-09-13T09:26:00.000+12:002007-09-13T09:30:26.333+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1332826739/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1002/1332826739_efec8f7640_o.gif" width="500" height="340" alt="'No sounds's coming out of my iPod. Help me fix it. Pleeease?' 'Jesus Christ, woman -- what part of RTFM don't you understand?' 'Um... I gues...' 'Fucking. The F stands for Fucking.'" /></a><br /><br />The F <b>always</b> stands for Fucking. You know, I think I just found my epitaph...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8022796233390688586?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-19470210086798525492007-09-11T09:46:00.000+12:002007-09-11T09:48:05.689+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1332826879/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/1332826879_76ee8209f6_o.gif" width="500" height="404" alt="The Hipster class was a surprise addition to the Wrath of the Lich King expansion. Able to equip armour from the Polo Neck and Plaid categories, their +5 bonus against Modern Jazz made them a popular choice with new and experienced players alike." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1947021008679852549?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-17174749128629157942007-09-06T09:26:00.000+12:002007-09-06T09:29:18.073+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1332605832/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1035/1332605832_d21a0cf2f5_o.gif" width="378" height="600" alt="'You're throwing me out of the common room for not tucking in my tie? This is mildly unfair!' 'THIS! IS! SPARTA!' 'Well, bother.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1717474912862915794?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-51407957821150776792007-09-04T09:24:00.000+12:002007-09-04T09:43:13.580+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/583416621/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1165/583416621_9d0348d188_o.gif" width="500" height="272" alt="Captain Jake smiled to himself. Two of every kind? Bugger off. With three breeding pairs and a couple of dogs for 'company', he’d have the planet repopulated in no time, without spending forty days knee deep in elephant shit." /></a><br /><br />An interesting week -- <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5467501494">the Facebook group</a> now has more members than <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2474909362">Warren Ellis' Holy Slut Army</a>, and Monkey Fluids has been getting more attention. <a href="http://www.monkeyfluids.com/2007/03/thats-not-how-it-works.html">The Darwin one</a> has shown up on <a href="http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Trapping_the_Evolutionist_Up_a_Tree_PIC">Digg</a> and <a href="http://reddit.com/info/2j2yr/comments">Reddit</a>, in both cases sparking off heated religious debate among people with no sense of humour. A common claim has been that the comic suffers from poor grammar -- "it should be beating THE fuck out of!" No it shouldn't, you culturally illiterate gobshites. ("Gobshite" is a word people in other countries use to say they don't like you.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-5140795782115077679?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-6070455131900186362007-08-31T15:49:00.000+12:002007-08-31T15:56:44.837+12:00Time once again to derive comedy mileage from the mundane fact that words don't quite mean what they used to sometimes:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1279190001/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1164/1279190001_e365830836_o.gif" width="500" height="69" alt="'It looks as if she's just made a hole and stuck this thing, whatever it is, in. But it's a crazy thing to do. She must be a bit queer.' 'Don!' ejaculated Susan, horrified." /></a><br /><br />This one has the trifecta of "queer", "ejaculate" and an easily construed sexual innuendo! If only they'd managed to work "prophylactic" in there somehow, there'd be nothing left for me to do. Like, ever.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-607045513190018636?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-91013557538750258182007-08-30T09:39:00.000+12:002007-08-30T09:41:56.463+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1054469407/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1312/1054469407_be6e96530e_o.gif" width="500" height="353" alt="The casting of Spiderman 4 caused some controversy, but in the end everyone agreed -- it wasn’t like the films could get any more shit." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-9101355753875025818?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-51770800400866180272007-08-28T09:09:00.000+12:002007-08-28T09:13:00.685+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1178355172/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1012/1178355172_ea3e6bad56_o.gif" width="500" height="446" alt="'Just watch it - I've got nine throwing daggers here, one for each of your ovaries!' 'But...' 'One for each of your ovaries four times! And then one of them another time!!' '“Seriously, you need to work on that threat, it's - gah! My ovaries!'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-5177080040086618027?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82036336534866373742007-08-23T09:34:00.000+12:002007-08-23T09:37:01.453+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1032052599/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1280/1032052599_0b43e11622_o.gif" width="315" height="600" alt="'Daddy's tumour is thiiis big!'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8203633653486637374?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-26364394504950958352007-08-21T10:56:00.000+12:002007-08-21T10:59:00.184+12:00Monkey Fluids spreads its soul even thinner across the barren plains of the Internets by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5467501494">jumping on the Facebook bandwagon</a>. No, you can't be an officer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2636439450495095835?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-25090895501635866122007-08-21T09:30:00.000+12:002007-08-21T09:37:16.835+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/956476994/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1188/956476994_8eebf00cc1_o.gif" width="400" height="469" alt="Children! The New Zealand flatworm is an introduced pest in the UK. Do not take one home and surreptitiously feed it table scraps until it grows to an enormous size. That's just what the Communists want." /></a><br /><br />Seriously, though -- if you live in the British Isles and happen to come across a specimen of the <a href="http://www.dgsgardening.btinternet.co.uk/flatworm.htm">New Zealand flatworm</a>, notify the Agricultural Development and Advisory Service or the Scottish Crop Institute. Apparently they give a fuck.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2509089550163586612?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-71752597966662425372007-08-16T09:23:00.000+12:002007-08-16T09:35:47.290+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/794202039/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1294/794202039_3ccef947bb_o.gif" width="500" height="464" alt="When small children proved unable to quell the blaze, Debbie thought of throwing buckets of water on it instead, and modern fire fighting was born." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-7175259796666242537?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-39429797527295454142007-08-14T16:08:00.000+12:002007-08-14T09:47:58.811+12:00As suggested by <a href="http://www.charybdistarot.com">RSJS</a> during the collection of moments in between movie viewing and large pies that we half-heartedly refer to as "real life" -- pick the Gratutitous Pop Culture Reference that most appeals to you:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1097081456/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1005/1097081456_298e4a9c63_o.gif" width="400" height="500" alt="'Fuck you, Skywalker!'" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1096221489/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1278/1096221489_3b576010d5_o.gif" width="400" height="500" alt="'Fuck you, Ash!'" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/1096221253/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1385/1096221253_41a79ca350_o.gif" width="400" height="500" alt="'Fuck you, Thing!'" /></a><br /><br />And that's the end of that.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-3942979752729545414?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-70722864635364981282007-08-09T09:31:00.000+12:002007-08-09T09:35:25.067+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/544772005/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1192/544772005_7bd5c81fc1_o.gif" width="500" height="396" alt="The young Lord Greystoke knuckled onto the table and employed his rudimentary tool-using skills against the source of his displeasure. 'Ngawa! Tarzan smash tiny sun!' 'Damn it, who let him off his lead - you know how he fears technology!'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-7072286463536498128?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-68403475864200266992007-08-07T10:06:00.000+12:002007-08-07T10:08:03.887+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/577524943/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/577524943_e348e63d53_o.gif" width="400" height="600" alt="In Japanese mythology, Kimarimonkuinu is the canine spirit of tired clichés. In this depiction we see him bounding through the undergrowth, having successfully bitten the hand that feeds him, now looking for a manger to lie in or some new tricks to fail to learn." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6840347586420026699?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-79341253281333491792007-08-02T17:05:00.000+12:002007-08-02T17:07:44.524+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/794202045/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/794202045_33a2291468_o.gif" width="500" height="302" alt="'What do you think you're doing, Jeeves, disturbing me on my death bed?' 'Sir, I keep telling you: calling it your 'death bead' isn't goign to help you score goth chicks.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-7934125328133349179?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-16400038391780548942007-07-31T09:24:00.000+12:002007-07-31T09:27:32.267+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/501647178/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/501647178_25bd7ccd39_o.gif" width="500" height="349" alt="Eventually, Aslan's Turkish Delight addiction began to cause problems: 'I fucking need it, Lucy! Just one? Come on, damn it - I'm Jesus! Give Jesus what he needs...'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1640003839178054894?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-40136635724321242972007-07-26T09:13:00.000+12:002007-07-26T09:22:19.537+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/640992469/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1303/640992469_4c6ebc101a_o.gif" width="500" height="333" alt="In order to cover for the fact that she had no eyes, Ursula tried stunts like pretending to use a mirror, but the other girls weren't fooled - they rightfully mocked her for the freak she was." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4013663572432124297?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-28626224752975681212007-07-24T09:37:00.000+12:002007-07-24T09:40:41.389+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/794276157/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1065/794276157_e67b2cbac3_o.gif" width="289" height="600" alt="'What do you mean, 'from here I should be able to tell if the carpet matches the drapes?' You have polished wood floors. Timmy didn;t know how right he was." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2862622475297568121?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-21727789743796104202007-07-19T09:20:00.000+12:002007-07-19T09:25:45.035+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/702160926/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1068/702160926_10c6ea18b1_o.gif" width="500" height="416" alt="'Wheels for legs, a dustbin for a body and a dead hobo fro a brain -- you;re going to be the best robot ever!'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2172778974379610420?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-46001926619240120182007-07-17T09:51:00.000+12:002008-01-18T09:27:11.826+13:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/781934655/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1195/781934655_b8a9aedbf3_o.gif" width="500" height="322" alt="'Hi, we're the Bicurious Plumbers - we've come to check out your pipes...' Living in the Land of Porn wasn't so great. Sometimes all Jeeves wanted was to just get the fucking toilet fixed." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4600192661924012018?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-45052522498306801122007-07-12T09:24:00.000+12:002007-07-12T09:31:01.850+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/489210114/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/489210114_68d53b2a5c_o.gif" width="416" height="600" alt="All Bertie wanted was to explore Second Life in peace as a Cockney chimney sweep, but the ever-increasing hordes of catgirls made this impossible. He was forced to hire a protector, whose 'fees' eventually became an even worse torment. But by then it was too late..." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4505252249830680112?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-80706546542819340792007-07-10T09:20:00.000+12:002007-07-10T09:22:08.735+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/544761612/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1438/544761612_f504b00823_o.gif" width="500" height="539" alt="The DeskMonkey Stationery Storage System, a wonder of the modern age! Thelma and Betty couldn’t wait to see the model that Miss Battersby had installed in her office. Upon arriving they found Bertie had already dislocated his jaw from gaping in amazement at its magnificence." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8070654654281934079?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-3408302344931034332007-07-05T09:32:00.000+12:002007-07-05T09:33:52.894+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/533811501/"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1161/533811501_a0ce6567b7_o.gif" width="402" height="600" alt="As his friends ran to safety, Timmy prepared put his strategy into action: Using his umbrella to guard against splashback, he would douse the vampire bull in holy water, and as it writhed in pain, he would drive his stake deep into its heart, then step back and watch with an air of satisfaction as it crumbled to dust. Turned out it was just a regular bull. Sucks to be Timmy." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-340830234493103433?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-17376611287711660262007-07-03T09:50:00.000+12:002007-07-03T10:00:55.009+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/520782726/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/242/520782726_b9fcd6d995_o.gif" width="500" height="407" alt="In the early years of WWII, the allies launched Operation Pickles: a covert attempt to infiltrate Germany and assassinate Hitler. Unfortunately, due to a simple miscommunication, the mission resulted in comprehensive failure. 'What? You meant soldiers disguised as schoolgirls? Bugger. Ah well, scrape up any<br />remains and send letters to their parents.'" /></a><br /><br />In other news, you could do worse than check out <a href="http://www.myspace.com/skrucomics">Skru Comics</a> (MySpace page). This tearaway makes actual comics out of paper and dreams, and then sends them to me in an attempt to get me to pimp them on my own website. Which I appear to have just done.<br /><br />Well played, young man -- well played.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1737661128771166026?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-16338923070015622572007-06-28T09:20:00.000+12:002007-06-28T09:24:49.829+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/533811499/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1061/533811499_cf31e39701_o.gif" width="394" height="700" alt="'Bertie, wait - he's just an old man with a cane!' 'Old man with a cane, Timmy? Or hidden assassin of the Illuminati? Let's ask Mr. THROAT PUNCH!' 'He's... he's not moving, Bertie.' 'He's hibernating - bears do that all the time.' 'Bear? I though he was a-' 'Look, do I need an excuse to assault senior citizens? Now help me with his pants.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-1633892307001562257?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-45348642866587128522007-06-26T09:14:00.000+12:002007-06-26T09:20:55.600+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/319200711/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/319200711_2c59c3c848_o.gif" width="400" height="511" alt="'That's right -- you sit there and you think about what you did. When you're ready to apoligise, I'll give you back your nose.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-4534864286658712852?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-29465178216116190762007-06-22T09:12:00.000+12:002007-06-22T09:21:28.597+12:00Oh, and I've shuffled things around a bit on <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/monkeyfluids">the Cafepress store</a> (and <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/monkeyfluids2">the other one</a>).<br /><br />It's nothing special but if... y'know, if you wanted to maybe go there and, I dunno, buy stuff? I guess... I guess that'd be cool.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2946517821611619076?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-5198956849331901752007-06-21T09:20:00.000+12:002007-06-21T09:23:13.316+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/540103397/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1240/540103397_dea8121f90_o.gif" width="500" height="411" alt="'...and the Lord said 'Let there be no light!'' In the darkness and confusion that followed, our plucky protagonist was able to escape from the clutches of the secular humanists to continue his investigation. Tune in next week for more adventures of Sherlock Jesus, Teen Detective!" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-519895684933190175?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-50778037906595237382007-06-19T09:45:00.000+12:002007-06-19T09:58:08.001+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/502893514/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/502893514_8d11292d65_o.gif" width="500" height="400" alt="Bertie readied his auriscope and approached the unsuspecting target... 'SURPISE EAR TEST!' 'Gah, fuck! You scared the shit outta me, man! Ah, I've dropped my tommy gun - it's gonna have mud all over it now!' 'Sorry, pal, but at Mafia Medical we keep you on your toes. You're gonna love the prostate check...'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-5077803790659523738?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-61092106991819060752007-06-14T09:38:00.000+12:002007-06-14T09:42:02.050+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/483409987/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/483409987_6eb14fac58_o.gif" width="500" height="464" alt="'Go on then, jump in. You won't, you big puss.' 'Fuck off, I'm doing it! I am!' 'Puss. You’re a fucking puss. What's that, puss? What's that? 'Meow?' All I hear is 'meow.' What, do you want some milk? A mouse to play with? Is that what you want, puss? Those are some stylish boots you’re wearing, puss. Puss.' And that's why I killed him, Your Honour." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6109210699181906075?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-91559465063427570412007-06-12T09:52:00.000+12:002007-06-12T09:55:50.471+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/473909226/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/223/473909226_68912a5e8d_o.gif" width="500" height="561" alt="'AIIEE! The pixies are flying their tiny plane into my armpit!' The dangers of masturbation #17: Loss of depth perception coupled with belief in pixies." /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-9155946506342757041?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-7266251529138416222007-06-07T10:01:00.000+12:002007-06-07T10:06:47.573+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/203414446/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/203414446_fc4d387a2a_o.gif" width="500" height="398" alt="'Strange... I'm sure I can hear a rhythmic slapping sound, as though hundreds of adolescent boys seated in front of computers were masturbating at the same time.<br />Must be my imagination. Ah well, back to writhing and struggling against my bonds, my heaving bosom straining against the cruel ties that confine me...'" /></a><br /><br />Oh, and comic #150 happened some time in the middle of Obvious Week II. I always lose count.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-726625152913841622?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-61343090598148623312007-06-05T09:25:00.000+12:002007-06-05T09:36:31.153+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/465707368/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/465707368_23ff1e808f_o.gif" width="500" height="599" alt="Tune in every week for the adventures of Rodney the Pantless Space Mountie! Thrill to his exploits as he fights against dastardly space communists in the surface of Mars and contracts other-worldly social diseases from five-nippled Venusian prostitues! In tonight's episode: A suggestive pun on the word 'Uranus'!" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-6134309059814862331?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-71436458012275530322007-06-01T09:41:00.000+12:002007-06-01T09:50:31.889+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/502608746/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/230/502608746_8af9f83015_o.gif" width="478" height="600" alt="Rapedog." /></a><br /><br />Acknowledgements to <a href="http://www.monkeyfluids.com/2007/05/oh-that-ruffles.html#c8382857243513791955">Hewligan</a> and, of course, <a href="http://jerslater.blogspot.com/2006/06/on-follow-up-calls.html">Jeremy Slater</a>.<br /><br />And that's another Obvious Week out of the way. Feel cleansed? I know I do.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-7143645801227553032?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-22735478466398421942007-05-31T09:38:00.000+12:002007-05-31T09:39:12.756+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/502608748/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/502608748_37801cd99e_o.gif" width="500" height="389" alt="Something about fisting. With, like, shortening." /></a><br /><br />Lest it be said that I don't learn from <a href="http://www.monkeyfluids.com/2006/06/obvious-week-it-will-not-die.html#c115397835029437448">my mistakes</a>...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2273547846639842194?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-75814944402320593272007-05-30T09:18:00.000+12:002007-05-30T09:20:42.658+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/502608740/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/502608740_8cecd1ce2f_o.gif" width="500" height="325" alt="My, what a big pussy. (The humour of this statement consists in the fact that 'pussy' is a word for cat and also for woman bits.)" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-7581494440232059327?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-83165752787135790392007-05-29T09:11:00.000+12:002007-05-29T09:13:23.511+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/502608750/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/502608750_51ec28b324_o.gif" width="400" height="566" alt="'I certainly do enjoy the bottom-sex.'" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-8316575278713579039?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-21983195676890853672007-05-28T09:26:00.000+12:002007-05-28T11:31:12.337+12:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/502608742/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/502608742_63d83c9fb7_o.gif" width="400" height="546" alt="'Spanking the monkey' means wanking. You find this humouous." /></a><br /><br />Time once again for the cavalcade of... stuff that is Obvious Week. For those who don't remember <a href="http://www.monkeyfluids.com/search/label/obvious">the last one</a>, Obvious Week occurs when the build-up of blatantly obvious punchlines (the kind I try to avoid) threatens to overwhelm me, and I'm forced to vent them safely in a controlled environment. Substituting quality for quantity, you get one every day this week.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24363323-2198319567689085367?l=monkeyfluids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5