tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post6398354448545554009..comments2023-12-25T23:20:04.579+13:00Comments on Monkey Fluids: Unnecessary Profanity (The Best Kind)Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-14639462625378176402007-02-15T16:44:00.000+13:002007-02-15T16:44:00.000+13:00Bet you I can modify the caption I've been using t...Bet you I can modify the caption I've been using to fit this illustration too. <BR/><BR/>I won't do it though because I am a sick man. And I'm bored. Hope you don't mind.Enzio Pestahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10462731748728832308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-7562781442987084112007-02-02T23:51:00.000+13:002007-02-02T23:51:00.000+13:00Screw you, you anonymous bastard - this is the int...Screw you, you anonymous bastard - this is the internet; we ALL took in notes from mummy for PE.Hewliganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10060066451167722935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-76043534783686133132007-02-02T22:25:00.000+13:002007-02-02T22:25:00.000+13:00Not only have the wickets shot into mid-air for so...Not only have the wickets shot into mid-air for some strange reason (well spotted), but clearly she is a right-hander (look at the gloves), and is twisting round to make some sort of weird girly type stroke (look at the shoulders). So why is her arse pointing in the opposite direction? <br /><br />This has obviously been drawn by a woman, or one of those sickly types that take a note in from mummy every games period.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-76756236205941932462007-02-02T18:32:00.000+13:002007-02-02T18:32:00.000+13:00And the Clueless American has nothing to add.
"Wh...And the Clueless American has nothing to add.<br /><br />"What the Hell are those damn sticks doing in front of the catcher??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-61652463148765301462007-02-02T11:32:00.000+13:002007-02-02T11:32:00.000+13:00w"Owzat!" cried Peter.
"Hey!" said Betty "what's...w"Owzat!" cried Peter.<br /><br />"Hey!" said Betty "what's with the levitating stumps?"<br /><br />(No, seriously, those stumps can't possibly be there.)Neil Willcoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07166832958072749813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-49229267801542717752007-02-02T03:45:00.000+13:002007-02-02T03:45:00.000+13:00Taking an illegal peek at the adolescent Gloria, K...Taking an illegal peek at the adolescent Gloria, Kenneth muttered loud enough to put her off her game: <br /><br />"If there's grass on the wicket, you can play cricket"dialmformetcalfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02051398763732989794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-70345192391599432982007-02-02T03:38:00.000+13:002007-02-02T03:38:00.000+13:00English keeper: Nice mullet.
Scottish batsman: Tan...English keeper: Nice mullet.<br />Scottish batsman: Tanks, bin werkin on't fer yers.<br />English keeper: Nice skirt.<br />Scottish batsman: Oi! Ahl geeve yew a raht clobberin you pommy cant.<br /><br />Smash! Death Rattle!<br /><br />English keeper: That's right, fuck off back to the highlands you yokel, you're out.dialmformetcalfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02051398763732989794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-30792863961672340002007-02-02T03:09:00.000+13:002007-02-02T03:09:00.000+13:00"This won't do at all Mrs Blenkinsop, I suggest an..."This won't do at all Mrs Blenkinsop, I suggest another two weeks of hormone therapy before we can put you in for the final operation."<br /><br />"But why should it matter about cricket, the England side can't play either."<br /><br />"Exactly my point. A right bunch of old women."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-59064607900644422542007-02-02T01:12:00.000+13:002007-02-02T01:12:00.000+13:00Peter:"See? I told ya dames dames are no good at n...Peter:"See? I told ya dames dames are no good at nothin'. Yeah. See?"<br /> <br />Betty:"I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR DICK INTO THE DIRT!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-57245712017350999312007-02-01T23:41:00.000+13:002007-02-01T23:41:00.000+13:00"So what do you think of the new England opener, R..."So what do you think of the new England opener, Ritchie?"<br /><br />"Full marks for bottle, no helmet and all..."<br /><br />"And her batting?"<br /><br />"Shit like the rest of 'em."hillhunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16376362474770226161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-21662592523671076762007-02-01T23:30:00.000+13:002007-02-01T23:30:00.000+13:00As the ball whistled past Betty's bat once again, ...As the ball whistled past Betty's bat once again, the blood froze in her veins. According to the terms of her bet with The Cricket Master, if she was bowled out one more time, she would have to pay - <i>with her body</i>. And she didn't know the first fucking thing about playing cricket. Damn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-43925170942110231242007-02-01T17:49:00.000+13:002007-02-01T17:49:00.000+13:00looking at the way betty held the bat, and her sta...looking at the way betty held the bat, and her startled expression, john chuckled to himself while he thought of a very similar scene that happened the night before.joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05516970810177055048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-8453715460573742242007-02-01T17:37:00.000+13:002007-02-01T17:37:00.000+13:00"The best thing about playing the girl's cricket t..."The best thing about playing the girl's cricket team," thought Jimmy, "is that whenever Henry bowls a googley, I can see right up Betty's skirt."Hewliganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10060066451167722935noreply@blogger.com