tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post6327163758756882785..comments2023-12-25T23:20:04.579+13:00Comments on Monkey Fluids: This One's for ChrisJoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-67556877992464877892008-01-20T22:15:00.000+13:002008-01-20T22:15:00.000+13:00Very early, when all we Big People are still tucke...Very early, when all we Big People are still tucked in our beds, the Used Condom fairy goes around the public parks, making sure everything is ready for the coming day.<BR/><BR/>From 'Flower Fairies - the lost codex'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-48330360409593007852008-01-20T07:47:00.000+13:002008-01-20T07:47:00.000+13:00Episode 4 of the new children's programme "Sammy T...Episode 4 of the new children's programme "Sammy The Snake" and Sammy was half way through spelling out "Three children trapped down the mine at Wollamalloo, send help quick". <BR/><BR/>Dreams of a second series were disappearing quicker than the attention span of the target audience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-32811040521190713972008-01-18T21:09:00.000+13:002008-01-18T21:09:00.000+13:00"Oh yea, this is the one," exclaimed Mirabelle."Th..."Oh yea, this is the one," exclaimed Mirabelle.<BR/><BR/>"This one's going right square in the ole' vaginer."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82117255080378639832008-01-18T03:28:00.000+13:002008-01-18T03:28:00.000+13:00"That's not a dragon and you look more like Prince..."That's not a dragon and you look more like Prince Valiant then Saint George, you freak!"Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16127439381646667165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-87790330348960385332008-01-18T01:18:00.000+13:002008-01-18T01:18:00.000+13:00Anna and Eve in the Garden, waterboarding the serp...Anna and Eve in the Garden, waterboarding the serpent - "Now, for the last time, where's that fucking apple?!"<BR/><BR/>OR<BR/><BR/>"OK, fine, I'll *prove* it doesn't taste like chicken."<BR/><BR/>OR<BR/><BR/>"Don't stare at Gorgo like that. It makes him nervous."Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08084509066376979793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-58074264685250638022008-01-17T12:11:00.000+13:002008-01-17T12:11:00.000+13:00"Drown it!" cried the girl "Drown that ugly, horri..."Drown it!" cried the girl "Drown that ugly, horrible, slimy monster!"<BR/><BR/>"With a dress made of rhubarb leaves you might want to be careful passing fashion judgments. Also I think I might need your help with this one" the snake exclaimed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-64881868285020232372008-01-17T11:15:00.000+13:002008-01-17T11:15:00.000+13:00"I think my wand is totally fucked" said Hermionie..."I think my wand is totally fucked" said Hermionie.<BR/>"You mean I'm fucking stuck like this" replied the kangaroo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com