tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post4849847042374707116..comments2023-12-25T23:20:04.579+13:00Comments on Monkey Fluids: Secretly, the house hated BetsyJoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82331974430448062382008-02-27T11:14:00.000+13:002008-02-27T11:14:00.000+13:00"On a bit. On a bit more. Yes - that sound like it..."On a bit. On a bit more. Yes - that sound like it it! Oh, no it isn't - they say the sound's good, but the picture's gone all wobbly. Can you go back a bit, and still keep hold of the tree?..."<BR/><BR/>"Sod this for a lark" thought Betsy. "If they like football that much, the least they could do is to stump up for cable".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-27736550573836934992008-02-23T10:50:00.000+13:002008-02-23T10:50:00.000+13:00"Are you tring to look at my mimsy you chav mockne..."Are you tring to look at my mimsy you chav mockney bastard?"<BR/>"Gaw blimey! erm...Step in time, step in time?"Corviushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16289700967838856555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-84896447387618449312008-02-22T16:58:00.000+13:002008-02-22T16:58:00.000+13:00"I know you said you were as big as a house, Timmy..."I know you said you were as big as a house, Timmy, but I had no idea!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-51979253447537277502008-02-22T15:40:00.000+13:002008-02-22T15:40:00.000+13:00Timmy looked on admiringly. "My, what a remarkabl...Timmy looked on admiringly. "My, what a remarkable bush you have Betsy..."<BR/><BR/>"Thank you Timmy. I find that trimming it regularly encourages it to grow back bigger and fuller than before."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-29249008074123208582008-02-22T14:06:00.000+13:002008-02-22T14:06:00.000+13:00"I say Vickers, what's that bush you're sitting on..."I say Vickers, what's that bush you're sitting on?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-67642103844174415272008-02-22T12:00:00.000+13:002008-02-22T12:00:00.000+13:00Jasper, be a dear and fetch the K-Y, would you? T...Jasper, be a dear and fetch the K-Y, would you? This stovepipe is a little rusty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-38603392545921407872008-02-22T09:39:00.000+13:002008-02-22T09:39:00.000+13:00"Mom says you're still too young to ride the mecha..."Mom says you're still too young to ride the mechanical bull, and to get your ass down off the roof."Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08084509066376979793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-54440388309002187312008-02-22T02:40:00.000+13:002008-02-22T02:40:00.000+13:00"Well, that's good news for me, then, Becky. I've..."Well, that's good news for me, then, Becky. I've always quite <B>preferred</B> deciduous!"Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16127439381646667165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-33058928631758967472008-02-21T22:28:00.000+13:002008-02-21T22:28:00.000+13:00"Do we really have to go Timmy? It's ... really ....."Do we really have to go Timmy? It's ... really ...uh ... quite ...mmmm... pleasantsittingheeerreeeeeeeennnnnngggggg!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ok we can go now."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-9794124517618307912008-02-21T17:22:00.000+13:002008-02-21T17:22:00.000+13:00"Rubbing your vagina won't cure cancer" said littl..."Rubbing your vagina won't cure cancer" said little Willie as he stood astonished.<BR/>Medicine evolved years later.ichihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12854068293104091705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-20409799252617560042008-02-21T15:54:00.000+13:002008-02-21T15:54:00.000+13:00'...if all that flat-capped ruffian can smell is b...'...if all that flat-capped ruffian can smell is bush, I'll probably be safe' thought Betsy.amc32https://www.blogger.com/profile/02899285421744742713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82759621271359587362008-02-21T15:27:00.000+13:002008-02-21T15:27:00.000+13:00Besty found out that wood was not a good material ...Besty found out that wood was not a good material for feminine hygiene products, but was quite suitable as a prosthesis. They never again played on that rooftop, but cherished the memories.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-33567382263027787952008-02-21T14:00:00.000+13:002008-02-21T14:00:00.000+13:00The "destroy planet" button doesn't work. Disappoi...The "destroy planet" button doesn't work. Disappointed!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com