tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post115706467330311190..comments2023-12-25T23:20:04.579+13:00Comments on Monkey Fluids: I am ReturnedJoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-83036742178654106772010-06-17T14:45:59.051+12:002010-06-17T14:45:59.051+12:00"It's PEOPLE! Earl Grey is PEOPLE!"
..."It's PEOPLE! Earl Grey is PEOPLE!"<br />Gertrude was hysterical; and if she kept lashing out like this to potential candidates for Sheila's Unnecessary Limbs Surgery, Sheila was going to have to take those hempflowers away from her one of these days.Craig!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-37927988661927803292007-03-19T13:21:00.000+12:002007-03-19T13:21:00.000+12:00"Jesus Christ in a Halter Top! Are you... Are yo..."Jesus Christ in a Halter Top! Are you... Are you taking jello shots out of my good china? What, are you flashing back to your Phi Sucka Cocka days? Stupid whores!"The Rev. Jenner J. Hullhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14507103672869323377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1157553243736927702006-09-07T02:34:00.000+12:002006-09-07T02:34:00.000+12:00Obscure British Pop Culture ReferenceWoman "You've...Obscure British Pop Culture Reference<BR/>Woman "You've crashed my NEW car!"<BR/>Girls "Carm down dear, it's only a commercial"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1157198224122257632006-09-02T23:57:00.000+12:002006-09-02T23:57:00.000+12:00"Oh hi Mum. Mum, this is Julia, who's been a real..."Oh hi Mum. Mum, this is Julia, who's been a really special friend while you've been working abroad. We've kind of got something to tell you..."<BR/><BR/>"Never mind that - This is the blood orchid that contains the secret of immortality. I've had to betray my entire team and fight off hordes of giant snakes to get it back from the jungle, and now NZ bio-security want to throw it in the incinerator! Quick, hide it. And my Tibetan Snow Leopard coat as well."Neil Willcoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07166832958072749813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1157110978511237772006-09-01T23:42:00.000+12:002006-09-01T23:42:00.000+12:00Improvement"I'd give it ten minutes in there if I ...Improvement<BR/><BR/>"I'd give it ten minutes in there if I were you girls"<BR/><BR/>This is such an exact art.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1157110743007577632006-09-01T23:39:00.000+12:002006-09-01T23:39:00.000+12:00"Well I DID warn you to give it ten minutes.""Well I DID warn you to give it ten minutes."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1157103646231972512006-09-01T21:40:00.000+12:002006-09-01T21:40:00.000+12:00The ruse was going along perfectly when, suddenly,...The ruse was going along perfectly when, suddenly, Dave realised his chest hair was visible over his plunging neckline.Maffuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02210244983782330086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1157093659729834532006-09-01T18:54:00.000+12:002006-09-01T18:54:00.000+12:00"Yes, that's a good price, and I'm sure they give ..."Yes, that's a good price, and I'm sure they give you the best orgasm ever (<I>don't they all</I>), but I can't do business with a woman wearing real fur. I have my principles. ... Good day madam."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1157085172707221822006-09-01T16:32:00.000+12:002006-09-01T16:32:00.000+12:00"My God", Elsie screaked, "they wouldn't let me on..."My God", Elsie screaked, "they wouldn't let me on the plane. Something about these being water lilies. What's happening?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1157071574884808212006-09-01T12:46:00.000+12:002006-09-01T12:46:00.000+12:00Welcome back - we've missed you (well actually you...Welcome back - we've missed you (well actually your updates :) )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com