tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post115282516453280036..comments2023-12-25T23:20:04.579+13:00Comments on Monkey Fluids: Mock the CorpulentJoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-31898290528795699472007-11-18T04:44:00.000+13:002007-11-18T04:44:00.000+13:00Edmund began to think that the gentleman who sugge...Edmund began to think that the gentleman who suggested the "Acid Rain Weightloss Program" was playing a joke at his expense.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1157622324274021632006-09-07T21:45:00.000+12:002006-09-07T21:45:00.000+12:00Even Princess Palm and her five lovely daughters c...Even Princess Palm and her five lovely daughters cringed at the thought of sexual congress with Bunter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1156679643586438662006-08-27T23:54:00.000+12:002006-08-27T23:54:00.000+12:00The midgets worshiped their giant man God, untill ...The midgets worshiped their giant man God, untill the fatefull day when he sliped on their creamy excesses and squashed the tribe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1156679561163388142006-08-27T23:52:00.000+12:002006-08-27T23:52:00.000+12:00The midgets worshiped their giant man God, untill ...The midgets worshiped their giant man God, untill one evening he sliped on their creamy excesses and squased most of the tribe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1153069414736032462006-07-17T05:03:00.000+12:002006-07-17T05:03:00.000+12:00We always wanted to make fun of Dave for being a c...We always wanted to make fun of Dave for being a clumsy fat kid, but alas, he was surprisingly graceful, blessed with a dainty economy of movement that rendered his least gesture oddly evocative.<BR/><BR/>So we just greased him till he fell down.Noah Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14042707349130704199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1153011289733528622006-07-16T12:54:00.000+12:002006-07-16T12:54:00.000+12:00"Scratch’d by a fall, with moansAs children of wea..."Scratch’d by a fall, with moans<BR/>As children of weak age<BR/>Lend life to the dumb stones<BR/>Whereon to vent their rage.<BR/>And bend their little fists, and rate the senseless ground"<BR/><BR/><I>Shit, I forgot to mention sex, cunt and bodily fluids. Sorry..</I>Maffuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02210244983782330086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152948195400051492006-07-15T19:23:00.000+12:002006-07-15T19:23:00.000+12:00By sheer accident, Fatty discovered that his futu...By sheer accident, Fatty discovered that his future was as owner of a successful crazy paving business.Auntie Margahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17114312186821238460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152924997548300152006-07-15T12:56:00.000+12:002006-07-15T12:56:00.000+12:00Robert's fat-pill had worked, and in less time tha...Robert's fat-pill had worked, and in less time than even he had anticipated. Marveling at his new extra baggage, Robert could not help but think, "This must be how Americans feel. . ."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152890846422573542006-07-15T03:27:00.000+12:002006-07-15T03:27:00.000+12:00In his later years, Beadle fell victim to Pie Love...In his later years, Beadle fell victim to Pie Love, becoming in the process a clumsy, fat cunt.Maffuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02210244983782330086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152845090398302282006-07-14T14:44:00.000+12:002006-07-14T14:44:00.000+12:00As the rumblings began, Mr Creosote wondered if th...As the rumblings began, Mr Creosote wondered if that wafer thin mint had really been such a good idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152836798040859522006-07-14T12:26:00.000+12:002006-07-14T12:26:00.000+12:00Billy sat at the top of the ice shelf, looking at ...Billy sat at the top of the ice shelf, looking at all the children who had mocked him. <BR/><BR/>"We'll see whose 'too fat to ski' now, bastards!" he said.<BR/><BR/>The answer was still: Him. But he could get quite the roll on, and as the the avalanche engulfed all of the young snow-trippers, well, actually, none of them thought of Billy, except the one cruel youth who went to his icy grave with the final thought "At least I got to make fun of that fat kid before I died, so I can't say it's a wasted life..."Apathy Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04665899730591411188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152827738630602992006-07-14T09:55:00.000+12:002006-07-14T09:55:00.000+12:00Norbert stared miserably at the stumps of his fing...Norbert stared miserably at the stumps of his fingers and forced himself to admit that emery-board addiction had him in its terrifying grip.hillhunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16376362474770226161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152825394380117012006-07-14T09:16:00.000+12:002006-07-14T09:16:00.000+12:00Though Billy was fully prepared for inclement weat...Though Billy was fully prepared for inclement weather, he had not considered the repurcussions of his poor bladder control.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com