tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post115248015276799230..comments2023-12-25T23:20:04.579+13:00Comments on Monkey Fluids: Hello, NurseJoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1153533066687352832006-07-22T13:51:00.000+12:002006-07-22T13:51:00.000+12:00Matron said,"So you are sure it got stuck up here?...Matron said,"So you are sure it got stuck up here?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152806348501633032006-07-14T03:59:00.000+12:002006-07-14T03:59:00.000+12:00"I don't care what that Sharon Stone wasn't wearin..."I don't care what that Sharon Stone wasn't wearing in the film you saw last night", said Sister Rowntree, "you will wear your uniform knickers and like it, Felicity"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152734314160568632006-07-13T07:58:00.000+12:002006-07-13T07:58:00.000+12:00Oh, I know. You all drop me an e-mail when you lin...Oh, I know. You all drop me an e-mail when you link to me -- a very polite people, the Portuguese. Unlike <I>the rest of you</I>...Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152710872979614062006-07-13T01:27:00.000+12:002006-07-13T01:27:00.000+12:00About the Myspace thing: you know what? You ARE hu...About the Myspace thing: you know what? You ARE huge in Portugal. Well, at least within my group of friends, anyway... :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152664155120127802006-07-12T12:29:00.000+12:002006-07-12T12:29:00.000+12:00Now, Phyllis here says that she definitely saw you...Now, Phyllis here says that she definitely saw you stealing Natashas nose after prep last night. Since it's not in your dorm, there's only one place left to look.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152608176635393732006-07-11T20:56:00.000+12:002006-07-11T20:56:00.000+12:00"Nurse! Nurse!""What?""Wendy's making a scene.""It..."Nurse! Nurse!"<BR/><BR/>"What?"<BR/><BR/>"Wendy's making a scene."<BR/><BR/>"It's for the school play, thicko. Now get your foot out of my dress or you'll never walk again."hillhunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16376362474770226161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152591113664044902006-07-11T16:11:00.000+12:002006-07-11T16:11:00.000+12:00You stupid little bint. I told you not to root for...You stupid little bint. I told you not to root for the French. I have a stump for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152561271406870372006-07-11T07:54:00.000+12:002006-07-11T07:54:00.000+12:00"We'll apmutate the drugged bitch at the knees and..."We'll apmutate the drugged bitch at the knees and elbows" Said NurseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152546130046738562006-07-11T03:42:00.000+12:002006-07-11T03:42:00.000+12:00Does Rapebear have a MySpace? I think Rapebear nee...Does Rapebear have a MySpace? I think Rapebear needs a MySpace.david golbitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03494541678536011153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152535954390697122006-07-11T00:52:00.000+12:002006-07-11T00:52:00.000+12:00"I knew using a live squirrel in the school play w..."I knew using a live squirrel in the school play was a bad idea," nurse Jackson said. "Well let's see if we can pull the bugger out."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152510630096012202006-07-10T17:50:00.000+12:002006-07-10T17:50:00.000+12:00'The girls always thought there was something stra...'The girls always thought there was something strange about Nurse's demand that she give the girls their weekly examination in a dilapidated house, "away from prying eyes". Still, the free lollypop afterwards was well worth all the shit.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152505581879816192006-07-10T16:26:00.000+12:002006-07-10T16:26:00.000+12:00"Linguistics class was not at all what Lizzy had b..."Linguistics class was not at all what Lizzy had been expecting."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1152486256040087652006-07-10T11:04:00.000+12:002006-07-10T11:04:00.000+12:00Unable to find a banana for her sex-education clas...Unable to find a banana for her sex-education class, Nurse Brown's use of Nancy's leg to demonstrate condom application technique had seemed like a good idea at the time. The resulting sad tally of outcomes included two cases of venereal disease, three unwanted pregnancies and, for all present, a lifetime of disappointment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com