tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post114962841337191884..comments2023-12-25T23:20:04.579+13:00Comments on Monkey Fluids: Why Pirates? They Just Arrrr...Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-8493669835513762882008-02-16T15:38:00.000+13:002008-02-16T15:38:00.000+13:00"Guess what we're going to do to you !""Guess what we're going to do to <I> you </I>!"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10541333063759758519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1154674710172695652006-08-04T18:58:00.000+12:002006-08-04T18:58:00.000+12:00It was a good thing Annie was blind and deaf, beac...It was a good thing Annie was blind and deaf, beacause she had just fallen out of the last barrel labelled "salted pork", and the question of to grill or to boil was creating heated discussion.dialmformetcalfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02051398763732989794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1154674192268705892006-08-04T18:49:00.000+12:002006-08-04T18:49:00.000+12:00It was only when Milly the under-aged stripper jum...It was only when Milly the under-aged stripper jumped out of the barrel that she realised she had misheard when she agreed to do a private party.dialmformetcalfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02051398763732989794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1149853637235437072006-06-09T23:47:00.000+12:002006-06-09T23:47:00.000+12:00"But" said Millie, "why not on Wednesday?""Because..."But" said Millie, "why not on Wednesday?"<BR/><BR/>"Because" said Captain Jack, "It's your turn in the barrel!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1149771318228846352006-06-09T00:55:00.000+12:002006-06-09T00:55:00.000+12:00Billy knew something was up, first they had him pu...Billy knew something was up, first they had him put the frock and wig on, now they were telling him to climb in the barrel. This is not how he imagined sailing the high seas pillaging merchant ships.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1149679331168290482006-06-07T23:22:00.000+12:002006-06-07T23:22:00.000+12:00The pirates were so amused by her birdcalls that t...The pirates were so amused by her birdcalls that they only realised too late that she was in fact summoning her avian army!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1149678862466495172006-06-07T23:14:00.000+12:002006-06-07T23:14:00.000+12:00New improved, non-sibillant version:"Keyther Thoze...New improved, non-sibillant version:<BR/><BR/>"Keyther Thoze knowth where I am right now. He'th got the front burner under your ath to let me go tho he can thcoop me up ten minuteth later..."<BR/><BR/>"Sorry kid, this is The Good Ship Lollipop. You just gotta sing cute..."<BR/><BR/>"Ha! The greatetht trick the Devil ever pulled wath convinthing the world he didn't exitht!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1149678527940077282006-06-07T23:08:00.000+12:002006-06-07T23:08:00.000+12:00"Keyser Thoze knowth where I am right now. He'th g..."Keyser Thoze knowth where I am right now. He'th got the front burner under your ath to let me go so he can thcoop me up ten minuteth later..."<BR/><BR/>"Sorry kid, this is The Good Ship Lollipop. You just gotta sing cute..."<BR/><BR/>"Ha! The greatetht trick the Devil ever pulled wath convinthing the world he didn't exitht!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1149649699523396552006-06-07T15:08:00.000+12:002006-06-07T15:08:00.000+12:00First, you can't be real sailors. You have all you...First, you can't be real sailors. You have all your limbs. Second, if I stand in that barrel and bend over won't I get dizzy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1149643456597313732006-06-07T13:24:00.000+12:002006-06-07T13:24:00.000+12:00"Arrr, so, once it was pokin' out the other end of..."Arrr, so, once it was pokin' out the other end of him, like this, then what did you ... ? I see ... mmm hmmm ... uh huh ... Oooooooh!!! Really??!?!?!"<BR/><BR/><I>Like all pirates, Cap'n Bill's band considered themselves fairly unshockable. However they were no match for little Elsie's searing tales of depravity.</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1149636110973386002006-06-07T11:21:00.000+12:002006-06-07T11:21:00.000+12:00"Aharrr Jim Lad", choked the Captain, "there's yer..."Aharrr Jim Lad", choked the Captain, "there's yer proof. Even little girly farts can smell like a month-old murder, and you owe me five doubloons!"Maffuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02210244983782330086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1149632998030693322006-06-07T10:29:00.000+12:002006-06-07T10:29:00.000+12:00'And the name of our band, little lady, is "The Ar...'And the name of our band, little lady, is "The Aristocrats."' -clik-Matthew R. X. Dentithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12499867223966169985noreply@blogger.com