tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post114461798758206062..comments2023-12-25T23:20:04.579+13:00Comments on Monkey Fluids: Owls.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-6531291714805402522007-03-19T11:26:00.000+12:002007-03-19T11:26:00.000+12:00"But, Miss Nelson, the owllypop keeps nipping me!"..."But, Miss Nelson, the owllypop keeps nipping me!"<BR/><BR/>"That's why you bite their heads off first, Billy."The Rev. Jenner J. Hullhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14507103672869323377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1144857581307482782006-04-13T03:59:00.000+12:002006-04-13T03:59:00.000+12:00"Archive footage from the 50's shows before that R..."Archive footage from the 50's shows before that Rowling hack took liberties with his life story ,Harry had a different sense of style and a submissive nature"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1144751963514005642006-04-11T22:39:00.000+12:002006-04-11T22:39:00.000+12:00There's an "owl and the pussycat" joke in the last...There's an "owl and the pussycat" joke in the last post...RSJShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02733858887040500376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1144749470709918772006-04-11T21:57:00.000+12:002006-04-11T21:57:00.000+12:00Little Frankie and Jennifer were relieved that the...Little Frankie and Jennifer were relieved that their owlet smuggling racket was not detected at the customs gate. <BR/><BR/>Jennifer playfully wagged her finger "Phwoar! Time to wash you down, little guys." <BR/><BR/>"Yes," said Frankie "Your's smells like a fish market."<BR/><BR/>I can't believe I am signing my name to this. Oh well. I don't have any dignity anyhoo. At least I crack me up.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1144686451349124852006-04-11T04:27:00.000+12:002006-04-11T04:27:00.000+12:00"But WHY must we kill them, Mr. Hootsy?""But WHY must we kill them, Mr. Hootsy?"Noah Brandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14042707349130704199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1144664344064675602006-04-10T22:19:00.000+12:002006-04-10T22:19:00.000+12:00Now now Mr Hoot, if you don't do the trick, you ge...Now now Mr Hoot, if you don't do the trick, you get the finger again. The BIG finger.RSJShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02733858887040500376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1144661299978501322006-04-10T21:28:00.000+12:002006-04-10T21:28:00.000+12:00Johnny watched carefully as Lisa showed him how to...Johnny watched carefully as Lisa showed him how to give his owl a rectal exam.<BR/><BR/>--HewliganAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1144642336742625262006-04-10T16:12:00.000+12:002006-04-10T16:12:00.000+12:00"As interesting as the owl was, Johnny couldn't he..."As interesting as the owl was, Johnny couldn't help but notice Lisa shit herself"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-1144625770898800212006-04-10T11:36:00.000+12:002006-04-10T11:36:00.000+12:00Ok. Apart from Anne Frank laying a cable with a ho...Ok. Apart from Anne Frank laying a cable with a hook in it, this is my favourite!<BR/><BR/>Oh. And the suitcase pokery nearly made me wee myself too. <BR/><BR/>Keep up the great work!Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.com