Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Postal Justice

Mail took a long time to arrive in the islands, but Lola's lifelike doll was finally here. Now Timmy would be able to show the court exactly where Uncle Bertie touched him...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

The most recent Chucky film tried to cash in on the success of Pirates of The Caribean

Anonymous said...

Abortions were to cliche. Instead, Varla decided to send it floating gently into the horizon, bobbing up and down on a sea of red and gold flashes.

Jeanne was glad she was the only one with a penis on the island again.

jacobmarley said...

"Now if we let this catapult go it's all down to chance. It could land safely and be worshipped by the tribe as a god decended from heaven. Or...."

"Or it lands on Uncle Apona and and we score a double whammy. Filthy bastard."

"No..no..I was thinking it was more likely to..."

"Look he'll be in Lou's Bar right now, just aim a bit more to the left."

Speedwaystar said...

Fiona and Robbie fled from the anti-GLBT sexcrime police to raise their IVF progeny on an idyllic south-sea island.

Dan said...

Edie had to get back to the island as fast as possible and call Snopes on the satellite phone. She finally had irrefutable proof that Polynesian children often did end up packaged with dress shirts made in Fiji. It wasn't just an urban legend.

Apathy Jack said...

Fua and Jenny, the time-traveling lesbians, plucked baby Moses from the river.

"Right," said Jenny. "This religion is going to see some changes..."

Noah Brand said...

As the catapult let go and the shrill wailing dopplered off into silence, Cindy finally understood why Fijian was the only language with a word for "seventh-trimester abortion".

Fatmop said...

But as the pagans' demonic goddess took control of Shirley, baby Moses knew he had his work cut out for him.

Craig! said...

Ally marveled at Bernies tiny form. Clearly her new lover had expanded the art of headshrinking to the entire body.
And she was even nice enough to wrap him up like a little christmas present. That had to be worth at least 50 points in the House Cup at Hogwart's All-Girl School for Voodoo.