Thursday, November 01, 2007

Another Cautionary Tale

The dangers of masturbation #26: Bed sheets becoming animate due to accumulation of genetic material.

Yeah, look, I picked this image to re-use so that I could do something Halloween-themed, but this is what happened instead. Make of that what you will.


Vicus Scurra said...

Towards the end of his life, Stalin mellowed somewhat and maltreated his friends less. He still made Beria stay all night in the wardrobe dressed as the elephant man, though.

Adny said...

Suddenly Seth's ghostly lover leapt from the bed, leaving her pubic-wig stuck to his face.
"Wait a goddamn minute!" roared Seth, "Ghosts don't wear merkins!"

Anonymous said...

That moustache wouldn't cut the mustard in "Pinks" nightclub, but Sebastian had other ways of getting the willies put up him.