Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Platitude Dog

In Japanese mythology, Kimarimonkuinu is the canine spirit of tired clich├ęs. In this depiction we see him bounding through the undergrowth, having successfully bitten the hand that feeds him, now looking for a manger to lie in or some new tricks to fail to learn.

15 comments:

LeeLee said...

Butch had but one thought. This time he would get the severed hand back to his sex-starved mistress before it stopped twitching....

Anonymous said...

Rapedog strikes again, but this time, he takes a "prize" home to remember his latest victim.

Anonymous said...

why is it that every fan comment is some variant of "lol sex"?

LeeLee said...

For my part it is because I am sexually frustrated and, since that pesky collie dog made off with my one good hand, can find no release other than these rather pathetic utterances. By the way, the 'lol' sex, thng. Is it very perverted, am I likely to have tried it unwittingly?

LeeLee (rather ashamedly) said...

PS. A bird on the hand is worth two in the bush. Or is it the other way around?

jacobmarley said...

E L Tanner's inability to draw hands properly resulted in some very strange storylines. "The Invasion of The Hand Eating Collies From Mars" perversely involved only the one drawing of a hand, and then it didn't need to be up to much.

jacobmarley said...

...the rest of the comic involved plenty of graphic images of Collie/Handless Human "lol sex".

Col Wilson said...

Let's face it, Patch was just spoiled. No other dog in the parish got Octopus Sushi as a treat.

Graham D Pilling said...

Dog find glove.

Dange said...

Lassie had finally had enough, no more barking and tail wagging to warn of Billy’s untimely demise down the well, now she could damn well point and laugh.....as long as they didnt find out about little Katie's 'accident' down the old mine shaft.

bree said...

Now Colliedog had found a hand he could show everyone he really could count to five.

bree said...

Why was Billy's mother screaming. He'd done what he was told and taught Colliedog to shake hand.

Apathy Jack said...

"So 'Dog Bites Man' isn't a story, huh? Probably for the best, because you're going to have a prick of a time typing this one up now..."

Apathy Jack said...

Oh, and just while I'm here:

why is it that every fan comment is some variant of "lol sex"?

Because lol dog attacks just isn't that funny...

Andy said...

In an alternate reality, the world was spared the horror of 'The Yellow Submarine' when Lassie busted in from the sound stage next door and made off with one of the stars.