Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Monkey Fluids Film Review

The casting of Spiderman 4 caused some controversy, but in the end everyone agreed -- it wasn’t like the films could get any more shit.

9 comments:

Dan said...

With the help of the very special CIA men, George W. Bush snatched Condoleeza Rice from in front of a packed House Of Representatives.

Dick Cheney, in his John Wayne Gacy commemorative clown suit, had several heart attacks and strokes as he ran after them, shouting "George, behave! I trained you to be a good monkey!"

LeeLee said...

Coco the CLown could only watch in helpless horror as his girlfriend was snatched from under his nose. "I love you, Coco!" cried Annabelle "I'm just not in love with you!!" Coco couldn't believe this shit. "It's not you, it's me! This is just not what I need in my life right now" cried Annabelle.
"You wanted the fucking house, though, didn't you, Bitch!!" replied Coco.
How the crowd roared! Actually, It's not funny. This actually happened to me and the monkey was called Mark McLaughlan. The piece of shit. Still, it was over a decade ago, I can see the funny side now! As indeed I'm sure you can.

You pitiless Assholes.

Or something.

jericho said...

PUBLIC TRAPEEZE BESTIALITY

boingy said...

This is SOOO much better than the donkey show.

Thumpsquid said...

In a last, desperate attempt to gain the presidency, John McCain releases his Monkey on the world. The monkey Fails

Col Wilson said...

"I said last time I was this high in a tent it was at Glastonbury", said Coco.

"Arghh! The talking monkeys's following me! The talking monkeys's following me! The talking monkeys's following me! O what the hell. Hey Coco, get some munchies and cider? We can go back to my tent"

bree said...

'Dang this shit' cried Binky the Clown 'you are NOT King FUCKING Kong!'. Binky regretted ever teaching the ape how to program the VCR.

jacobmarley said...

Jane - "Oh Cheeta! Ever since the fame went to his head Tarzan has become a complete clown. And running off with his best mate can't be so wrong if it feels this good."

Cheeta - "Ooh, eeh, eeh, aah, aah, eeh, eeh." (which means - "While you're down there...")

Andy said...

With the Anti-Con Laws of 2015, Chewbacca was forced to resort to joining the circus to make ends meet.