Thursday, August 09, 2007

He Did It With Monkeys, You Know

The young Lord Greystoke knuckled onto the table and employed his rudimentary tool-using skills against the source of his displeasure. 'Ngawa! Tarzan smash tiny sun!' 'Damn it, who let him off his lead - you know how he fears technology!'

9 comments:

Warren said...

Oh for God's sake, Pinchbottome. For the last time, you are not Harry Potter, the Lumos spell does not make the lights go out, and you damned well better start explaining why you were waving your "wand" around in front of Brownie Troop #217!

LeeLee said...

Luckily Fauntleroy was there with his trusty stick to shew them what happended to any one who looked jewish, foreign, communist or had a disability, in this neck of the woods....

Anonymous said...

"Quick!! Grab him Igor! We can't afford another "lol sex" incident!"

LeeLee said...

'"eh hehe master" replied Igor "but his stick is so thick and firm. I think he might have oiled it...."
"Back, I say! You sex-demented fiend!"
"He Heheh heheheh he."

Andy said...

As quickly as it had begun, Stick Fiend's attack was crushed by Disheveled Old Man's superior kung-fu.

Anonymous said...

My God! The light started swinging when he tapped it with his wand! He truly is a mind freak!

Col Wilson said...

Young Timmy had a date, but no matter how many clues he gave the meeting, they didn't get it.

"It's ten past bloody five you old farts. Don't you have a life outside the office?"


(ok, I have issues with the long hours culture)

Col Wilson said...

"What brush shaft? How dare you accuse me!"

Andy said...

"It was YOU at the beach that day!"

"Yes, yes, now stop waving that thing about. How do you think I lost the first one?"