Thursday, August 23, 2007

From the Mouths of Babes

'Daddy's tumour is thiiis big!'

16 comments:

Dan said...

"Behold my enormous femme fart! Smells like lilac!"

LeeLee said...

Can't think of any comment that isn't twisted to the extreme, so I'll give it a rest today.

LeeLee said...

Oh sod it. "Do you like my patch?" said Muriel. To the world in general on bit of grass was much the same as any other, but Muriel was inordinately fond of her patch. After all she hadn't had it long...

RSJS said...

Saint Fanny was famed for her stigmata, regularly seen to bleed from the elbows and vagina.

Unbelievers who commented on her menstrual cycle and heroin addiction were often thrown from the White Cliffs of Dover. Fanny is portrayed in this rare lithograph beatifically forgiving the slain naysayers.

Col Wilson said...

Pictured: "The girl who was born to fly" Annie just before her unfortunate maiden flight.

Over: "Yes, it was ghastly, but we are so proud that we brought Annie up to know that she could do anything she set her mind to", EarthChild and Wizard MoonEater Pilkington-Smythe-Cuthbertson on the life of Annie and the unexpected tradgedy at Dover.

Col Wilson said...

You lot are sick. Sick I tells ya!

Andy said...

"Billy, you naughty little boy! Granma's been looking everywhere for her wig. You know how cold she gets since the chemo started.

...and how many times do I have to tell you about wearing a skirt above your knees? I know ONE little hussy who's getting a spanking when Father gets home."

bree said...

The fish I caught was this big!

Ok only slightly stolen :)

bree said...

The hills are alive with the sound of music!

and one more for good luck...

"Ma'am please hold out your arms stand on one leg and walk in a straight line" - this is the last time the cops saw Annie as she jumped off the cliff. Thinking to herself how grand it was that she was an expert base jumper and yet how drunk she was to forget the chute was still in the car.

Seamus said...
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Seamus said...

Ray stood back and admired his work. Perhaps he could have gotten closer to Christ the Redeemer, but Timmy's body was starting to get ripe, and he wasn't going to end up stuffed and mounted in the form of The Thinker .

Ray stood back and admired his work. Perhaps he could have gotten closer to Christ the Redeemer, but Timmy's body was starting to get ripe, and he wasn't going to stuff and mount himself into The Thinker himself.

Dange said...

Look mummy i can count to eight!

Robot Whirly said...

"Look Mummy" giggled Pippa toward the end of the family picnic "I look just like your character in Second life!".
"Except for the mask, potty mouth and proclivity for shagging complete strangers" muttered Daddy in reply.

LeeLee said...

Years later, Fanny would be crap at DIY because daddy had misinformed her about what four and a half inches actually looked like.

jacobmarley said...

As the plume of Edward Woodward's demise wafted towards the mainland, the residents of Summer Isle celebrated the rites of spring. They knew it was all bullshit, but any excuse for a shagfest.

Hale Inne-Propryatt said...

Jimmy's skirt lightly tented forward as he thought about the lovely dress Father had bought him for his tenth birthday, and the wonderful celebration that had followed.

It made him feel all warm inside. And full. And somewhat squishy.