Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Case for the Defence

'Go on then, jump in. You won't, you big puss.' 'Fuck off, I'm doing it! I am!' 'Puss. You’re a fucking puss. What's that, puss? What's that? 'Meow?' All I hear is 'meow.' What, do you want some milk? A mouse to play with? Is that what you want, puss? Those are some stylish boots you’re wearing, puss. Puss.' And that's why I killed him, Your Honour.

11 comments:

LeeLee said...

'Hey, aren't you Willy the One-eyed Milkman?"
"According to your mum I am, boy."
'But why did she refer to you as her "GArbage-man Lover?"
"Ah that's because I once emptied my sack in her back passage."
"You sick fuck...."

Anonymous said...

"CUNT!"

"WANKER!"

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

"Hey, look! Booty!"
Roger turned and ran, once again skipping out on his pirate-pilates class.

Anonymous said...

"Don't point! You'll have someone's eye out."

Nightfall said...

Good on you, Anonymous.

Josh said...

Good, but redundant.

Still, not your fault I recycle my images far apart so people won't notice...

Andy said...

"BOLLOCKS! It was on your other eye yesterday. Bol-effing-locks!"

"...bollocks indeed."

bree said...

"What happened to your eye?"
"Jack was wanking again"
"But Jack lives on that island all the way over there!"
"Ah, he's a powerful swimmer and so are his sperm".

Col Wilson said...

- "Go on pull my finger."
- "O, grow up farty boy."

Andy said...

"Hey! You stole my patch!"

Z said...

"Stephen!! That's no fair, I thought we agreed that I would wear the fashionably out of date swim trunks to the Gay Swimmers Awards!"