Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Bird is Dead

'Live! Live, I say! I am the resurrection, damn you!' 'It's still not moving - you’re not Jesus at all, are you?' 'What? No, I am! I did the water-into-urine thing perfectly, remember?' 'Yeah, about that...'

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Fellows I swear, not two minutes ago he had a hat and cane. And he was singing a song I believe to be called 'Michigan Rag'."

Baggypants said...

Oh dear, too much Gin...

hillhunt said...

"Wait! There's a message...."

"It says: 'This bird has the H5N1 avian flu virus. Have a nice day'."

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Michael said...

In an unappreciated move, the editor suggested reducing the cast to two, and moving it to a pet shop. Then the sketch came alive.

The editor is there to help.

jacobmarley said...

The Famous Five Book XXII- The Sociopaths Diary.

"Oh go on Jules! Pull the other leg off. It wriggled sooooo exquisitely"

"Yes!!!" squeeled Georgina "And then feed it to Timmy"

"No" Replied Jules "I'll just let it go, I want to see it suffer"

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

Mmmmmmm....pie...

Jer said...

"Quick, Tommy! Deactivate its cyborg brain before it relays our position to the truancy officer!"

Explanation: ttp://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/02/cyborg_pigeons_.html

Anonymous said...

"So you see, girls, no matter how much I squeeze it, bend it, or abuse it, the bird stays completely stiff."

"Wow ..."

"So it's, like, completely not like your dick then?"