Thursday, December 21, 2006

Wasn't this an episode of Mythbusters?

Nancy danced for joy - now Grandpa would finally get to heaven! What was left of him after the herpes, anyway.

7 comments:

neo_scapigliato said...

Isn't Syphilis the one that destroyes your whole body? Sorry, I am just checking the lesions and sores I just developed on my crotch....
Just kiddin'...Dude, Great Blog!!!!!! I have been meaning to link for a while...but since I write for "dirty foreigners" I am not sure they would appreciate fully...but, hey what the f"%$! I like to live dangerously! I'll link you!

boingy said...

"yonder bag contains my virginity!"

jacobmarley said...

Helga longed for those days when drug smuggling involved a few balloons and a strategically placed windmill. Anal cavity searches were just the twisted imaginings of a few French novelists.

Wannabekraut said...

Nancy jumped backwards full of joy that her baby brother would never return to steal the limelight. Shame she forgot about the bear trap she dug for him yesterday.

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

How to build a better Don Quixote trap.

Andy said...

"My knickers! My knickers! Oh come back you naughty balloons!"

Anonymous said...

Nancy's most loathed pet peeve was crumbs under the keyboard.
Her second most loathed was anachronisms.