Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Raise the Roofies

Homosexual drug rape being a fairly uncommon occurrence, a 'how to' manual was needed for the benefit of anyone who was thinking of giving it a go.

Note to small children: Drugging people and raping them is generally a bad thing and you shouldn't do it.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got nothing on the picture but I think a more detailed disclaimer would have been in order:

"No drunken sailors / homeless persons, humpbacked business sorts, pages, or altar boys were harmed during the drawing of this instructional illustration."

jacobmarley said...

Billy "Sniffer" Jenkinson (The Wizard Of The Wing) was so good he would turn up from his day job as a jobbing builder and didn't even bother to get changed.
Complacency was his undoing though. He bet his team-mates that he could play a whole game without letting his pipe go out. The opposition got wind of this and spiked his rough shag with hallucinatory substances.

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

...and I woke up in a bathtub full of ice with stitches down my sides and a note saying "get to the hospital fast, we've stolen your kidneys using this simple 2 step process (figure 1a)"...

Andy said...

Due to a mishap involving a dyslexic caption-writer, Boggerty Press was litigated into oblivion following the release of their first instructional booklet, "Murder by strangulation and tickling for fun, a primer."

Anonymous said...

The man in the suit... In the first picture.

Anyone else notice something out of place on his side?

boingy said...

for a minute there i thought A: said "depression of Jew"

Josh said...

Yeah, I saw that too. I'm not sure how you'd do that -- "The Israel/Palestine conflict appears to be intractable and is resulting in many innocent deaths!! Right, now administer CPR..."