Thursday, December 07, 2006

Merry Japery

Just kidding! Mother didn't really die of AIDS, she's just down the shops! Fuck, I'm funny...

9 comments:

Rob Rodriguez said...

"Uhhh...Mecca is the other way Sharika X."

Anonymous said...

"I say, am I too late for the Bukkake for Beginners cla... oh. Um, can I get you some eye-rinse?"

Anonymous said...

Personally, I would have used a heart attack but I can't top this one.

Kudos.

Oh, the anguish. And funny..., in a certain twisted way. Especially since this is a wake for poor little Millie's Dad (yes, his demise was AIDS).

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

MARY:"...and then she kind of just, just melted into nothing leaving her shoes and dress here on the floor! Oh Frank, whatever shall we...are you dancing?"
FRANK"uh..uh...uh...can't fake the funk..."

jacobmarley said...

"Please Judith, try to understand"

"GET OUT! And don't let me catch you wearing it again."

Neil said...

Being a man, Tommy didn't understand the tragedy of the situation when Wendy found that every shop in the world mislabeled their dresses and shoes a size too large. Heartless brute.

Anonymous said...

the mecca one killed me

Z said...

Alright, Dorothy, lets cut the crap, shall we? The witch is dead and you can't ever bring her back. So stop re-enacting the scene every half an hour, Jesus!
Oh and Mom, wants to know if you want apples from the talking trees or candy from the Munchkins for dinner.

Craig! said...

"Myeh, y'see, Dorothy? And I'll vaporize more of your clones if you don't tell me where the Emerald City is."
Janice played her part as scripted, but she didn't understand the total hard-on Rick had for plays about Al Capone traveling to the Land of Oz. Less so with the sci-fi bend to it.