Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Improper Thoughts

Being a proper gentlemen, the sight of a young woman’s exposed forearm was enough to inflame Bertie’s ardour quite dangerously. Thinking quickly, he stabbed himself in the groin with his walking stick. That’ll deal to those improper thoughts - well done, Bertie!

Once again, I don't know if I've actually improved on the original caption:

Jolly good show, Robina!

10 comments:

jacobmarley said...

"Choke your chicken? No problem, I'll just role my sleeves up."

Michael said...

Adolf's monocle and suit were the perfect disguise, allowing him to move through Switerland in search of the traitorous von Trapps.

Robert said...

"I say young lady, what I just saw you do to help that birthing cow ... if I ... well, that is to say ... would you?"

Anonymous said...

"My, that's an impressive schlong you have there sir and, if I may be so bold, most interestingly shaped."

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

Ah, that rash on your forearm is a doozy! Nothing the fury of my crowbar can't fix...

red said...

Rosie was a latter series replicant so was able to fit in better than poor old bertie. She always had to show him her circuits to prove she was still all "machine".

boingy said...

"show me elbow, or i give you a good thrashing, window whore!!"

Robert said...

Basil was beginning to feel that he just didn't 'get' Amsterdam ... until he fortuitously wandered into the niche-market area and found himself suddenly transfixed in the "Inhibited English Tourist" section.

Joel said...

"how much for this one again?"

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

The sign was Robina touching her inner elbow. When "Mr. Chingales" saw it, he knew that he'd be dining on Chechen rebels tonight.