Friday, September 22, 2006

Porcanthropy

Werepig! WEREPIG! Save yourselves, men - I'll hold him off as long as I can!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

beastiality.

Rob Rodriguez said...

"C'mon lads once you use enough lube it feels better then the real thing."

"Well the hell with you lot thats more for me right Ms. Pinkywink....Oh Lord Ms. Pinkywinks"

jacobmarley said...

"And you'll like this... not a lot. The lovely Debbie McGee is turned into a .......... "

And Paul Daniel's "turn" at the Islamic Wheel Tappers and Shunters Working Mens Club had been going so well.

Neil said...

"Uh oh - another farmyard animal is running amok in the infirmary. Von Stueben is bound to come up with one of his 'hilarious' puns."

"Either that or another lame bestiality joke."

"There's only one way to stop him doing this everytime something unexpected happens - run for it!"

"Oink!"

Andy said...

In Alternate Universe 73A-4, the Allied forces unleash the H-Pig on the Nazis at Dunkirk. The resulting fallout of radioactive bacon caused the death of some 2 million hungry Europeans.

busterp said...

All was good. The pork barrel broke and there would be no bridge to Ketchikan this year.

Captain Carless said...

Yet another customer is thrown out of the Spearmint Rhino Strip club for touching the 'ladies'

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

Shape-Shifters in the Middle East have got it easy.