Monday, September 18, 2006

Moments in the History of Prosthesis

On days like these, when her palm calluses started playing up, Anthea wished she’d just been given a wheelchair like the rest of the cripples.

9 comments:

Webs said...

Although confined to a small satchel, the restless spirit of Hermann Goering would do anything to avenge the Reich's defeat in France.

Mimi said...

Oh bummocks. If I could just reach that contact lens!

Anonymous said...

"If only she had fallen the other way, I could see her panties"

jacobmarley said...

Mwahahahaha! Another fair maiden falls foul of the rapist meatloaf.

Hmmm said...

Catriona's career as a drugs mule ended as, pursued hotly by Dorset's finest, the 10lb bag of heroin finally worked its way clear of her overworked sphincter.

Andy said...

Anna was arrested moments later and charged with Malicious Push-Bicycle Coitus in Thoroughfare.

Camooooolla said...

The Institute's initial attempts to keep up with technological progress by creating human-bicycle centaurs were less than successful. Plans for the four-wheeled and motorised versions were later scrapped, following an unfortunate incident involving a herd of cattle and a narrow country lane.

Steve Dix said...

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten those sweeties Floyd Landis gave me."

Silver Ion Mox said...

Being pursued by both Hitler and a flying sandwich package, Hetty decided to lie down and die.