Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Moments in the History of Gender Reassignment

Before trachea shaving surgery became available, back-alley Adam's apple reduction procedures were commonplace. Many lives were lost.

8 comments:

brother_esau said...

It was a masterful shadow-figurine performance the twins were turning in....but then something went horribly awry.

busterp said...

"Billy. Thanks for the help - I want to see Pluto as bad as you but I still think another flashlight would work better than a handful of dead fireflys," remarked Bob (the smart twin).

Anonymous said...

Smell my fist!
Horsey says smell it!

jacobmarley said...

"How dare you sir!! My wife is mortified!" ...BIFF..."We only invited you for a spit roast. I suggest (once you've done up your flies) that you get on the first plane back to New Zealand and take your outlandish ideas with you."

Noah Brand said...

As simply as that, the cylinder-holder vs. right-angle holder dispute was settled.

captain carless said...

Peter's chocolate addiction had reached new heights of desperation.

"Sir surrender that Mars bar your holding, or I will be forced to take your life!"

Peter had claimed yet another victim outside the Quickie Mart.

The Jaunty Scamp said...

"Yes! Smell the hand that fisted your deceased mother! SMELL IT!

Baggypants said...

...then Hop-a-long Eric struck Tripod McGruder..