Monday, September 25, 2006

Hermaphrodastic!

Pretty man or flat-chested woman? Grace had no way of telling. Best to just concentrate on polishing the silverware, she decided. Sensing her thoughts, the stranger self-consciously covered his/her genitals to ward off further inspection.

10 comments:

Andy said...

"WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!"

"Form of: a scullery maid!"
"Shape of: an androgynous fop!"

[ed. note: Zan and Jayna were killed later that day by their arch nemesis, The Gout]

Anonymous said...

Hiedi tried to ignore him, her knees still raw and scabbed from that mornings tustle, but Clancy wanted more.

'And they say I have a pretty mouth...' he murmered.

Rob Rodriguez said...

As heroin addicts went Sara was rather genteel.
She always polished the works spoon before and after each shoot-up with her pimp Leslie.

jacobmarley said...

"Well, Nancy if I hitch my waist up you can just see the end of my todger hanging out of the bottom of my trousers."

"Why, Master Simon, you're making me blush"

So the little shit was trying the old "Tie a sausage to your ankle" trick, thought Nancy... And with that haircut, I had him down as a fudge-packer.

Baggypants said...

While technically a faliure, Jennys mindless clone had certain advantages.

Will said...

In a crazy attempt to get the attention of the towering hermaphrodite, Grace attempted to cut off her own hand using only a spoon.

busterp said...

"Pretty, pretty, pretty", thought Chris, "what can I do to make Hilary like me? I'm feeling Foxy"

Anonymous said...

"Well, certainly, Genevieve, if you insist, I'd be happy to drop my pants if it would help you answer my question, but wouldn't it be easier for you to just tell me what 'CBT' stands for?"

Evileye said...

The young Uri Gellar was astonished at Stephanie's mental prowress. Not only could she focus her mind on bending the spoon, but she could use her hands to help her. This site was so fantastic, that Uri felt obligued to masturbate into to milk jugs and offer them as an engagement present.

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

"No, no. I wear my pants perfectly. I just have the highest waist known to mankind. I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records. Speaking of which, can I buy you cold one?"