Friday, September 08, 2006

Hellooo, Nurse!

I don't know why you're so worried about a bump on the knee -- those two behind you don't have any noses, for Christ's sake.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well Bethany, carving Juliet's soliloquy into your thigh with a razor blade is just a shitty mnemonic plain and simple - 'bit like you. And I'm royally pissed that you went through my entire stock of ether.

jacobmarley said...

The Globe Theatre suprise knob inspection.

"For to allow women on the ftage verily if lewdeneff and debauchery"

- The (baby eating) Bishop of Bath and Wells

Tim said...

"You're awfully accommodating," said Susan to Mandy.

"Go on," said Linda, as she watched from the sidelines. "I reckon you can fit your left foot in there as well..."

Andy said...

Backstage, the audience's complaints resulted in Mandatory Gynecological Examinations.

Captain Carless said...

The girls were always pleased to see the nurse after filming the latest Max Hardcore video.

busterp said...

These are all too good. I pass.

Though anytime one notices missing noses I chuckle.

Chuckle...

Steve Dix said...

"I don't suppose anyone has a BSF 3/8 set screw on them, do they? Marjorie needs one for her artifical leg."