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8 comments:
St Trinians rehersal of Miyazaki's "Spirited Away" had fallen at the first hurdle. (Obscure pop reference #808)
"I want all this shit out of my effing sty"
"I think an uptempo, peppy, musical number will take away the onus of Starr not being here anymore.," snorted Rosie. "What do you think Joy?"
"Don't mention the bacon sandwich!"
"Celebrity Pig Wanking" fails to revive Bjork's flagging career as she suffers from another panic attack during the vinegar strokes
"That'll do pig that'll do... oh bummocks! he's going to eat my face off isn't he?"
"You win," said Jilly, "it turns out that pigs can play the piano.
"I just wish you'd told me they can't accept criticism gracefully."
Oh Cynthia! The "pig in the drawing room" prank was sort of funny but do you really need to relieve yourself in Aunt Maud's potpourri too?
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