Monday, September 04, 2006

Hardcore: like Emocore, but hard

The hardcore match reached new levels of excitement when Kid Jailbait nailed El Porco with a flying elbow from the grand piano.

9 comments:

Baggypants said...

St Trinians rehersal of Miyazaki's "Spirited Away" had fallen at the first hurdle. (Obscure pop reference #808)

Baggypants said...

"I want all this shit out of my effing sty"

Andy said...

"Looks like I'll have to get the piano tuned again," sighed Janice, "but it serves me right for agreeing to an arranged marriage."

busterp said...

"I think an uptempo, peppy, musical number will take away the onus of Starr not being here anymore.," snorted Rosie. "What do you think Joy?"

Hewligan said...

"Don't mention the bacon sandwich!"

jacobmarley said...

"Celebrity Pig Wanking" fails to revive Bjork's flagging career as she suffers from another panic attack during the vinegar strokes

Anonymous said...

"That'll do pig that'll do... oh bummocks! he's going to eat my face off isn't he?"

Neil said...

"You win," said Jilly, "it turns out that pigs can play the piano.

"I just wish you'd told me they can't accept criticism gracefully."

Jon said...

Oh Cynthia! The "pig in the drawing room" prank was sort of funny but do you really need to relieve yourself in Aunt Maud's potpourri too?