Friday, August 04, 2006

Icke, Icke, Baby

Even in the tranquility of her vegetable garden, Suzie couldn't help but glance over her shoulder from time to time, to make sure the Evil Reptilians who Run the World weren't coming for her.

13 comments:

bzengo said...

After returning from Oz, Auntie Em and Uncle Henry got sick of Dorthy's bullshit story about flying monkeys and Oz. Eventually they sent the little bitch and her little red shoes to the State Farm - where every afternoon about three as she killed weeds in the garden, two dwarfs singing a strangely familar song, took her roughly from behind.

red said...

even as she buried him she knew that someone would miss little timmy...

sure he had touched her ass for the last time but would people think burying him alive was an over reaction?

On the other hand this is israel they are luck she didn't cut him up as well...

HORansome said...

At least some of the chicken leg crops would survive the drought, Lucy though. Many great scarifices would be made to her Hoodjin Gods.

hillhunt said...

Sally was proud of her role in the Government's "Eat Five Greens A Day" campaign, but ever since she had lived in daily dread of the Environment Party activists and their presumptions.

busterp said...

Little Miss Staken is in a stare down with Jeb the Rooster while hordes of chickens are flooding the over the wall behind her. Something to do about her egg salad?

jammus said...

her disdainful stare, her slumped body, her broken heel, and the fact that she had her garden fork back-to-front gave the game away. suzie was pissed as a fart and everyone knew it.



-- as an aside has there been any entries yet where the caption couldn't be "x was as pissed as a fart and everyone knew it."? can we have a week long special? :)

I'm Huge said...

Keep starin' Uncle Twilliger. You'll find I'm mighty handy with this here garden im-plee-ment. Just ask One Nut Johnny down the road.

Anonymous said...

"Please stop masturbating"

Neil said...

"No, I like my birthday present just fine," said Jenny, "it's just I didn't actually ask for a really good, long, hard fork."

Baggypants said...

...as he snapped the camera judith suddenly though "what sort of website?"

Baggypants said...

June had finished the garden, and waited for the order to go to the shed

Jacobmarley said...

Esmerelda held on tight to the fork and let rip with the loudest fart yet.

The smile was soon wiped off her face,however, when she heard the Vicar's polite cough from just inside the shed, and realised she'd followed through.

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

Won't even try to beat the Evil Alien Reptile Conspiracy joke...