Friday, August 11, 2006

Gratuitous Pop Culture Reference #∞

Early drafts of The Princess Bride saw Buttercup in an abusive lesbian relationship with 'Wendty'. Westley was introduced after it was decided that 'as you wish' made a better catchphrase than 'no more lip from you, bitch.'

10 comments:

bzengo said...

I know it's been a rough escape from the Castle: zooming down the rope at night, the chase through the woods on skis, the exploding dwarf, not to mention the train-car almost running you over. But I think you're safe now. So if you'd just get on this filly, we can ride over the mountain to Cairo and I'll smuggle you on a freighter past the U-Boats back to the States.

What did you say your name is?

Bloom. Bloomington. Bloomington Jones. It's a family name. I've always kinda liked it. But you should try telling that to my big brother.

busterp said...

"I don't care if Willem Dafoe is a star. I'm not getting on him again" Sara groaned, "Did you know his name was William when he lived in Appleton Wisconsin?"

Baggypants said...

"Arn't ou the nazi cowgirl from two weeks ago? you lost your ponytail..."

Ted Maul said...

"Now, I have attached my prosthetic arm to rope, this time the rope will scale the castle walls. We'll rescue Lucinda and the Funny Shaped Leg Club will be back together again"

busterp said...

Like the cowgirl reference. Almost forgot about her.

can_o_corn said...

Ben Franklin's nymphomaniac-lesbian grand-daughter kept telling herself she was furthering the great man's study of electricity.

The judge gave her 5 years for sexual assualt & false imprisonment.

Bonnie eventually recovered from the.. uh.. er...'shock', though she never handled a metal key nor Anne's rubbery, yet supple knees again.

Anonymous said...

"No, I already know that horse has slept with almost every girl in these comics. He's a whorebag."

Jacobmarley said...

There's no need for all that fuss dear. Just make sure you have hold of the leather thongs tied to his bollocks and Kong is like putty in your hands.

Anonymous said...

"Miss Johansson, I was just riding by and I wanted to say, I loved you in Lost In Translation. Also, I think that's my dildo. Are you finished?"

Jacobmarley said...

Stop being such a wuss Sissy. You knew this was going to be a "Tentacle Sex" comic before you signed up.