Gratuitous Pop Culture Reference #∞
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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I know it's been a rough escape from the Castle: zooming down the rope at night, the chase through the woods on skis, the exploding dwarf, not to mention the train-car almost running you over. But I think you're safe now. So if you'd just get on this filly, we can ride over the mountain to Cairo and I'll smuggle you on a freighter past the U-Boats back to the States.
What did you say your name is?
Bloom. Bloomington. Bloomington Jones. It's a family name. I've always kinda liked it. But you should try telling that to my big brother.
"I don't care if Willem Dafoe is a star. I'm not getting on him again" Sara groaned, "Did you know his name was William when he lived in Appleton Wisconsin?"
"Arn't ou the nazi cowgirl from two weeks ago? you lost your ponytail..."
Like the cowgirl reference. Almost forgot about her.
Ben Franklin's nymphomaniac-lesbian grand-daughter kept telling herself she was furthering the great man's study of electricity.
The judge gave her 5 years for sexual assualt & false imprisonment.
Bonnie eventually recovered from the.. uh.. er...'shock', though she never handled a metal key nor Anne's rubbery, yet supple knees again.
"No, I already know that horse has slept with almost every girl in these comics. He's a whorebag."
There's no need for all that fuss dear. Just make sure you have hold of the leather thongs tied to his bollocks and Kong is like putty in your hands.
"Miss Johansson, I was just riding by and I wanted to say, I loved you in Lost In Translation. Also, I think that's my dildo. Are you finished?"
Stop being such a wuss Sissy. You knew this was going to be a "Tentacle Sex" comic before you signed up.
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