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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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Holding aloft the toupee taco of divine ascendance, Anne prepared to take her place with the immortal pantheon.
“Cower in fear mortals; the time of your reckoning has come!”
“Anne’s been a right lofty bitch since she became a prefect.”
“Yes, let’s put a turd in her shoe.”
Harry's graduation in drag was a gift to the 'boys' in Slytherin.
"I made this wig! From my own hair!"
"Psst... Penelope, her hair is neither dark nor curly... oh, never mind."
17 And Moses brought forth the people out of the camp to meet with God; and they stood at the nether part of the mount. 18 And mount Sinai was altogether on a smoke, because the LORD descended upon it in fire: and the smoke thereof ascended as the smoke of a furnace, and the whole mount quaked greatly. 19 And when the voice of the trumpet sounded long, and waxed louder and louder, Moses spake, and God answered him by a voice. 20 And the LORD came down upon mount Sinai, on the top of the mount: and the LORD called Moses up to the top of the mount; and Moses went up. 21 And the LORD said unto Moses, Go down, charge the people, lest they break through unto the LORD to gaze, and many of them perish. 22 And let the priests also, which come near to the LORD, sanctify themselves, lest the LORD break forth upon them.
"Do you know what happens when a frog get's struck by lightening?
The school theatre's electrics weren't in the best of repair, but they certainly added something to the production when Anne trod on a live wire during her first entrance as Hamlet's father's ghost.
"Sweet mother of natural sciences," the children explained. "Professor Jones succeeded in removing her own brain!" Of course, the moment was historic, as Prof. Jones was the first self-made zombie in history.
The one act monologue, "Psychoette - The Norma Bates Story" was a disaster despite the pyrotechnics display during the shocking "revelation" scene.
As 'Jennifer' strode to the edge of the stage, the front row audience was doubly surprised to discover that he was a natural blonde.
Joanne couldn't find her cap in time for graduation, but throwing a Christmas ham in the air was basically the same, right?
It was amazing how Tom Cruise could change his height, build, weight, and even gender by the simple expediency of donning a latex mask.
Heard from the audience...
"Holy shit, dude! That's somebody's liver!"
"They're Christian Scientists."
"Oh."
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