Wednesday, April 19, 2006

You Can't Improve on Perfection

I swear to God, I have not altered this image (or the text) in any way:

Doris gave her a direct looked and smiled somewhat queerly.

It's funny, because the word "queer" has changed in meaning over time from "strange" to "lesbian, gay or transgender"! And the hockeystick looks like a massive dildo.

Mock the past. MOCK IT!

9 comments:

Westacular said...

That's a FIELD hockey stick... which really makes the joke, as there is a stereotype that field hockey is played exclusively by lesbians.

Anonymous said...

It was all over, the home team had won. Now Alice knew there were only two choices. Bend over, or the twins advancing from behind would do it for her...

Matt said...

Heh... Queer is gay.

Anonymous said...

You were offsides. I don't like it when my forward is offsides. It makes me very unhappy. I think it's time for you to take some punishment. Bitch.

Amandarama said...

I've got 36 inches of wooden, duct tape reinforced justice just itching to teach you the meaning of "penalty shot". Next time bring the Gatorade when we tell you to.

Anonymous said...

consider it mocked. :) love ur stuff.

Anonymous said...

"gee, generally when i stroke it like this, it gets hard..."

Anonymous said...

"A whistle? You brought a whistle? At least I brought a hockey stick. How the fuck are you going to kill the Children of the Damned with a whistle?"

Frito said...

Grace had only a field hockey stick to protect her, and the undead advanced.