Friday, April 28, 2006

This Season's Look

Janice thought she was being especially daring with her choice of accessory —- what a surprise she would get when she arrived at the dance to find everyone was wearing concussed Protestant children...

11 comments:

yamis said...

Janice was beginning to think she had actually drawn the short straw with this whole siamese twin thing afterall.

Anonymous said...

"Just keep walking, just keep looking forward. Pretend you can't hear him," thought Janice as the distressed security guard shouted at her from the door of the morgue.

Anonymous said...

It puts the lotion in the basket...

Snitbrit01 said...

"I'm waiting for Mr Tumnus indeed" Thought Susan as she dragged Lucy back towards the wardrobe " No more gin for you my Lass"

Rockster77 said...

All she had to do was skin it, and Janice had finally become a Hunter-Gatherer....

I so am not owning up to this being my comment said...

I just hate these lesbian pot luck dinners!

Steve Dix said...

"Really, Fay, if this is going to happen every time we go into one of those funny Dutch Coffee shops, I'm not going to accept your invitations any more!"

Randolph said...

'Custody was a trying affair in times past'

PetStarr said...

That is the best one yet... keep em coming!

jacobmarley said...

Health and Safety Regulation 3063A

"All female marathon runners from 30 September 2007, will be required to carry a spare"

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

The Iditarod gets stranger and stranger every year.