Monday, April 10, 2006

Owls.

Johnnie and Lisa's preserved corpses made perfect perches for the Professor's owlets. Those taxidermy lessons were worth every penny.

10 comments:

Miss T said...

Ok. Apart from Anne Frank laying a cable with a hook in it, this is my favourite!

Oh. And the suitcase pokery nearly made me wee myself too.

Keep up the great work!

Anonymous said...

"As interesting as the owl was, Johnny couldn't help but notice Lisa shit herself"

Anonymous said...

Johnny watched carefully as Lisa showed him how to give his owl a rectal exam.

--Hewligan

RSJS said...

Now now Mr Hoot, if you don't do the trick, you get the finger again. The BIG finger.

Noah Brand said...

"But WHY must we kill them, Mr. Hootsy?"

Miss T said...

Little Frankie and Jennifer were relieved that their owlet smuggling racket was not detected at the customs gate.

Jennifer playfully wagged her finger "Phwoar! Time to wash you down, little guys."

"Yes," said Frankie "Your's smells like a fish market."

I can't believe I am signing my name to this. Oh well. I don't have any dignity anyhoo. At least I crack me up.

RSJS said...

There's an "owl and the pussycat" joke in the last post...

She-Mantis said...

Nifty blog, man.

SnitBrit01 said...

"Archive footage from the 50's shows before that Rowling hack took liberties with his life story ,Harry had a different sense of style and a submissive nature"

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

"But, Miss Nelson, the owllypop keeps nipping me!"

"That's why you bite their heads off first, Billy."