Monday, April 17, 2006

In Keeping with the Season

'Gah! A symbol of Christ's resurrection! Save us, O Dark Lord!' Satanists are pussies.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

"alice and mary were shocked that, despite being turned into a bunny, steve still wanted a threesome"

"...and that was how alice and mary were outed by the easter bunny"

"Oh my god! his hypnotic bunny eyes have given us both diarhea!"


I could do this all day ;)

Anonymous said...

"I can see your fanny," stated Peter Rabbit.

Stefan Jones said...

'What's wrong?' asked Peter, 'I don't scare you do I?'

But it was not Peter, but the looming horror behind him, which so alarmed the girls.

Anonymous said...

"Let's all suggest our own captions!" said the bunny.

Yeahh...

Apathy Jack said...

"Hey, I haven't read past the first one of these, so I don't know that that's the modus operandi of this site. I'm a retard, and I masturbate while thinking of my cousins." said Anonymous.

Brad said...

"Oh my God! No! It can't be! Not the vorpal bunny!"

Josh said...

Now hang on, Jack -- that's a bit harsh. We don't know that he masturbates while thinking of his cousins. It could be his sister, his grandparents -- we just don't know.

Anonymous said...

Nah, I'm his cousin, he tells me all about it.

To be honest it's my own damn fault for givin him those sexy photos of me for Christmas...

Snitbrit01 said...

The Palace shook as the assult reached a critical stage, the Twin Empresses were doomed..
"You may now Surrender" said UberMagi Floppyears.

RSJS said...

The obvious caption is "Tha's no ordinary rabbit!" though references to masturbation and cousin/brothers called Uncle Dad are actually far more entertaining. Especially from a hypocritical hillbilly with his family tree wrapped around his little trunk...

Anonymous said...

Janice and Samantha recoiled in horror as the bunny revealed the true source of his chocolatey eggs

--Hewligan

Anonymous said...

"The day their older sister had warned them about had finally come. The Rampant Rabbit had finally paid them a visit"

Anonymous said...

The bunny's gaze was drawing Samantha's arse towwards it; Jane only hoped that she would be strong enough to avoid a fate worse than buggery.

Rob Rodriguez said...

Ha Ha HA!!! " Trix are for kids ehh" said the white rabbits. "Well how do like this trick bitches".....And then he whipped out all 10 inches of it.

Frito said...

"Mr. Floppyears! We will get the money, just give us some more time!"

Anonymous said...

A Kazz in an undertow's clothing...

(Yes, it's supposed to be an in-joke, so if you don't get it, it's probably for the best)

Robert said...

"Oh my God!" shrieked Anne, "The summoning worked!"

"Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that," muttered Stan, "I may not be exactly who you were expecting."