Bertie: At it Again
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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The girls were fascinated by the Indonesian racing slug sleeping on Uncle Bertie's top lip.
"Siamese Twin Distraction bread Bin Fondling on Rise" says reporter hidden behind chair....
"Oh Come on Girls" said Grandfather to Vernons Siamese Wife, "Where have you hidden that Steak?"
"Moustache rides all round girls, just tell Uncle where his leather-boy cap is and we'll get right down to the pinch'n'squeal..."
Oh, and Josh, if you claim you didn't refer to moustache rides because it was too obvious... well... um... cock.
"Ladies, any moment now Bertie is about to pull out his python which he brought back from the Orient and pound it on that bongo drum you see before him, NOW LEAP CLEAR FOR GOD'S SAKE! BERTIE LET THEM HAVE IT"
"Are those Bertie's pubic hairs we can see stuck in your teeth uncle Percy?"
"Would it turn you on if gramps here tugs on his chin? Look closely... No? Well what if i tug on my..."
"Really, Bertie," said Dora, "it was awfully spiffing of you to arrange this."
"Yes," said Doris. "Now, Mr Nbibi, show us whether it's true what they say about black men!"
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