Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Those Wacky Luggage Fetishists

'That's right -- take my stick, you slutty little suitcase. Don't worry, I'll be done before the girls turn around, and then it'll be our little secret...'

4 comments:

HORansome said...

"MacGyver's early attempts to foil the Evil Headmaster were not qualified successes."

Anonymous said...

While sneaking the suitcase bomb from under the nose of the radical Islamic fundamentalists was proving easier than he expected, Harold still felt some concern at the stirring in his loins produced by their particular choice of disguise.

--Hewligan

RSJS said...

You dykes fuck off while Timtim and I deal to your suitcase full of depravity. Oh, the dealing it will get. Oh yes.

Lozzy B said...

Timmy knew he had only a few minutes to change into the spare disguise hidden in the suitcase and join the other schoolgirls for some fun in the woods. His chum Jack was already there, and the Mistress was getting impatient.